Campin'...

Mornin' Ya'all!!!

Well, as summer draws on, I've decided to take it upon myself to get more involved with my kids and their summer activities. BIG MISTAKE!!!!!
So, I decided to go campin' with them last yesterday, that's right, I took my 3 youngest, Tex Jr., Jolette and TB, out in to the glorious Maine woods for some hikin' and sleepin' in a tent. WELL, SON OF A BITCH!!!!!
First off, them lil' bastards, I think, fooled me into goin'! It was hot and muggy, and 3 kids and well, i'm kinda tiny, so four young bodies tryin' to fit into a 2 man tent, NOT LAST NIGHT!!!!!! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA
Between the fartin', burpin', the screamin', and hair pullin', the kids couldn't stand to be in the tent with me anymore! AHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA
That's right ya'all, I turned the tables on them and had a wonderful night's sleep in my own tent, while they suffered and cried, and I think got a lil' drunk, out in the open wild with their sleepin' bags....heehee BASTARDS!!!!
I found out they had planned to make it the worse trip possible for me, by puttin' melted marshmallow in my hair, throwin' fire crackers at me and puttin' a snake in my sleepin' bag...GUESS WHAT???!!! I did all of that to them....AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA

I hope you have a Happy Day and don't ferget to SMILE!!! :)
XXX...Jolean

Raggin'...

Mornin' Ya'all!!!

Well, I am happy to report I ain't pregnant, again! LMAO Good ol' Aunt Flow is in town, and everyone better get on their life jackets and call 911!!!! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAAA
Oh goodness, when that crimson surf is ridin' high, I am the Queen of the Board!!!!!!!
I've got enough family and kids and enough bullshit, so I don't need another brat runnin' around, Son of A Bitch!!!
So everyone just better watch out and find shelter and wait out the storm, cuz i'm gonna go get me chocolates and tea and put on my stories....

I hope ya'all have a Happy Day, and don't ferget to SMILE!!!
XXX...Jolean :)

Prostitutin'....

Hey ya'all....

It's the joke of the day for ya:

What's the difference between yer job and a dead prostitute?

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Your job still sucks!!!

AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAAA

I hope ya'all have a Happy Day, and don't ferget to SMILE!!!
XXX...Jolean :)

Family Crazin'...

Mornin' Ya'all!!!

Well, welll, welll, hear we are on a rainy Monday, and I am ready to take on the world!!!
Sooo, as ya'all can see, I am doin' my cookin' segments again, and we got lots of new surprises comin' yer way in our videos, along with some new and fun characters, cuz as ya'all know, my family and friends are the craziest bunch of bitches ya have seen this side of the Bacon Mixing Line....ahahhahahhahahahhahaaaa

I hope ya'all have a Happy Day, and don't ferget to SMILE!!!
XXX...Jolean :)

Bitches Gamblin'...

Mornin' Ya'all!!!

Thank goodness the week is gettin' better, with the crazy fun weather and crazy fun friends, well, my galfriend Lulu is the one who takes me away from all this bullshit. Don't get me wrong, I love my family, my kids, but sometimes, ya just gotta get out and.....gamble....AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA....That's right, whatever you were gonna spend on them for groceries, go on out to the local casino and play them slot machines bitches!!!!! AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
Me and Lulu always win, and we don't tell no one...heehee...well, I guess I just did now! LMFAO

I hope ya'all have a Happy Day and don't ferget to SMILE!!!
XXX...Jolean

Family Bitchin'...

Hey ya'all!!!

It's startin' to be one of them disasterous weeks....uggg!!!! The family can kiss my freakin' cornhole.
Now, I ain't one to bitch or gripe, or if I do, then there's a rhyme and a reason fer it.
You try to do everything you can to keep a happy and clean household, then everyone just dumps their shit!!! We were raised in the same house, and I also thought my damn kids know better...it's just one of them damn days I feel the wear and tear...sooo, looks like I need to buck up, cuz we are filmin' today, BECAUSE, we couldn't film yesterday since elbows and assholes in the way, again. Chad and I def need to start doin' more location filmin' away from this mess....LOL

Have a Happy Day and don't ferget to SMILE, with a wooden bat in yer hand...heehee
XXX...Jolean

Nipple Tuckin'...

Happy Monday Mornin' to ya'all out there!!!!!

Woooweee! It has been an active weekend! My brother has me back workin' out, sweatin' my ovaries off, and guess what???!!! He's even make me get on a damn bicycle!!!! I went four miles the other day!!!! IN THE WOODS!!!! ...and didn't even get laid...heehee
Well, the bikini is startin' to look better and better on me, I can almost fit my nips in the top part...lol
Ahhhh shit, sorry to keep it short, but we are filmin' all day long, and some pretty excitin' stuff too! Let's just say, Halloween is comin' early this year....ahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahaaaa

Have a Happy Day, and don't ferget to SMILE!!!
XXX...Jolean

Nut Squashin'....

Mornin' Ya'all!!!

So, I've been sittin' here recollectin' my thoughts, and Son of a Bitch if my brain don't hurt!!! ahhahhahahhahhhaa
Anyhoo, lately I've been dealin' with so many crazies in my life and wonderin', how does one get through the day without killin' a bitch???!!! HUH?! LMAO
It's reminds sumthin' that my mama used to tell me when I was a wee lil' ol' girl:
If the glass is half empty and you got a bunch of nuts around ya, swallow fer good luck, break the glass and cut a bitch, and step on all the nuts, just don't wear yer good Sunday heels doin' it!!!! AHAHHAHAHAHHA....what does that mean? I dunno. But I guess the moral of the story is, don't ferget to tip yer bartender.

Have a Happy Day and don't ferget to SMILE ya'all!!! :)
XXX...Jolean

Body Suckin'...

Mornin' Ya'all!

I had a visitor last night. He explored my body...licked, sucked, swallowed, and had his fill. When satisfied, he left. I was hurt. DAMN MOSQUITO!!!!
AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAAAA

Have a Happy Day and don't ferget to SMILE!!!
XXX...Jolean :)

Teeth Strippin'...

Hey ya'all!

So here we go, another day of rain rain rain....lettin' it cleanse everything away, too bad it isn't cleansin' that damn rash! heehee
I have a feelin' that it's about time I confront my ex Tex, once again, about that damn toothless stripper that works at The Rust Box Strip Club! The crazy bitch, I can't talk to her, cuz she ain't got no teeth, and is always whistlin' and lispin' her freakin' words, AND IT ANNOYS THE HELL OUTTA ME!!!! SON OF A BITCH!!! If she had any teeths, I'd prolly knock them right the hell outta her filthy pie hole!!! AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAAA

Have a Happy Day ya'all, and don't ferget to SMILE! ...unless ya got no teeth, then be cautious...heeheehee
XXX...Jolean :)

Sinnin'...

Hey Ya'all!

Okay, I've got another dirty joke fer ya'all! Enjoy!


What's the difference between sin and shame?

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It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out!

ahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahhaha
Have a Happy Day and don't ferget to SMILE!!! :)
XXX...Jolean

Nature Breathin'....

Happy Monday Monday to ya'all out there!!!

Well, after a firestorm of a weekend filmin' with me, my brother, Uncle Vinnie, Jannie, and yes, Big Martha, I am ready to get back to gettin' to nature this week, gettin' out in the woods and communin' with nature, findin' my inner child, cuz I know that lil' ol bitch needs to breath...heehee, AND I NEED A DAMN BREAK FROM EVERYONE!!! Son of a bitch, ya know what I mean....LMAO

Anyhoo, we are comin' up on our 5 year anniversary of the show, and are workin' on a Special Episode for it, SO....I want ya'all to ask me any question you want, and I will answer them in the special episode, or if we get overloaded with questions, then we'll just do a Q&A special episode.

I hope ya'all have a Happy Day, and don't ferget to SMILE!!! :)
XXX...Jolean

Sun Greasin'...

Hey ya'all!

We are gearin' up fer a weekend of fun and filmin' new episodes fer ya'all!!! WOOWOO!!! Of course in this heat, you'll prolly see my all greased up from sweatin' and my hair will prolly look like an afro...heehee ooooh, that mugginess sure does have it's effects on this lil' ol' gal...HOT AND HORNY I TELL YA!!!!! AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

sidenote: we are still havin' some technical difficulties with audio issues on our already edited videos, so please bare with us ya'all as it seems to be a daily occurrence, and it's a back and forth kinda thing...ugggg!!!!

Have a Happy Day Ya'all, and don't ferget to SMILE, especially through the bullshit...heehee.
:)
XXX...Jolean

AUDIO ISSUES!!!!

Hey Everyone!
Chad Bishop here, co-creator and star of Jolean Does it!

I just wanted to give you all an update today.
It seems like my videos on youtube are having issues again, mainly, the audio. I am currently resolving the issue by having to go into each video and edit the audio.
PLEASE, if you are watching one of our videos (we now have nearly 500) on YouTube, and you notice an audio issue, notably the opening song plays throughout the entire video, PLEASE, leave a comment on the video, so we can fix that particular one.
As I said before, today I am fixing as many as possible, so hopefully I can accomplish that task and not have this issue again.
I am not sure if my YouTube got hacked, but if there is ANY strangeness, besides the normal crazy Jolean antics...lol, PLEASE let me know ASAP.

I appreciate you help and continued support.
Have a Happy Day Everyone!
Chad :)

Joke of the Day!!!

Good Afternoon Ya'all!

Happy Hump Day, so I gotta joke fer ya on this warm summer day! ;)

What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked?

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A seatbelt!!!
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

Have a Happy Day Ya'all, and don't ferget to SMILE!!!
XXX...Jolean :)

Sexy Ice Creamin'...

Mornin' Ya'all!!!

Well, after a long hot sweaty(and glowin'...sueLOL)vacation, a bout of the chiggers(which will be documented in upcomin' vids...heehee) and a nasty ol' sinus infection that i've overcome, I am ready fer SUMMER YA'ALL!!!!!!
Of course, now it's almost mid July...SON OF A BITCH!!!! All my kids have already had their tans, got their summer crushes and got laid, and have made more money than i can count doin' Lord knows what fer summer jobs!!!
Well, time to put my big girl panties on (which by the way look ridiculous under my bikini!) and strike out into the bright sun (as long as i'm not drivin' into the sun, last time i hit an ice cream truck....we dated real hard for about 15 minutes after that up against the soft serve machine!!!!)

Have a Happy Day Ya'all, and don't ferget to SMILE!!! :)
XXX...Jolean

Mosquito Bleedin'...

Happy Monday Ya'all!!!

Boyhowdy! Is is mosquito season or what???!!!! Them lil' blood suckers is after me like black on racist!!! I can't hardy find no bug spray to work, or place to hide!!!! It might not help that i sweat like stuffed pig, and am on the rag bleedin' like a stuffed armadilla!!!! ahahahahhahahhahhahahahaaaaa!!!!!
The only thing I can possibly think to do is make sure I got someone bleedin' or juicier than me, next to me while I am in the out of doors! And believe me you, I can make that happen! heehee

I hope ya'all have a Happy Day and don't ferget to SMILE!!! :)
XXX...Jolean

4th of Julyin'....

Mornin' Ya'all!

Well, Happy 4th of July!!!!! WOOOOWOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Me and the kids got our fireworks and we is ready to terrorize the neighbors tonight!!! We make it a cross between Halloween and New Years...with costumes, stealin' shit, and gettin' drunk!!! ahahahhahahhahahahaa
I truly hope ya'all stay safe and celebrate the way the Good Lord intended....FIREWORKS FIREWORKS FIREWORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have a Happy Day and don't ferget to SMILE!!! :)
XXX...Jolean

Water Proof Strippin'....

Hey ya'all!

So, as we prepare for filmin' this week, and the crew is already sweatin' and complainin', I mean they put my bitchin' sessions to shame!!! DAMN PUSSIES!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA
Anyhoo, we was realizin' we wish we had a waterproof video camera, so we can just film and spend the whole damn hot day in the water!!! Am I right??? Time to start workin' that pole down at the The Rusty Box strip club....

I hope ya'all have a Happy Day, and don't ferget to SMILE!!! :)
XXX...Jolean

Blonde Swimmin'...

Good Afternoon Ya'all!!!

Well, lemme tell ya, I am beyond sweatin' to the oldies ya'all!!! It's hot and this little tart is goin' swimmin', I don't care how sick I am, I'm gonna go plop in the river!!!! LOL With all the stress and bullshit in life, I just may let the currents take me right the hell away.
ON that note, here's a lil' joke fer ya:

Why did the blonde keep doing the backstroke?
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She just had lunch and didn't want to swim on a full stomach!
heehee

I hope ya'all have a Happy Day, and don't ferget to SMILE!!! :)
XXX...Jolean