Mornin' Ya'all!!!
Well, as summer draws on, I've decided to take it upon myself to get more involved with my kids and their summer activities. BIG MISTAKE!!!!!
So, I decided to go campin' with them last yesterday, that's right, I took my 3 youngest, Tex Jr., Jolette and TB, out in to the glorious Maine woods for some hikin' and sleepin' in a tent. WELL, SON OF A BITCH!!!!!
First off, them lil' bastards, I think, fooled me into goin'! It was hot and muggy, and 3 kids and well, i'm kinda tiny, so four young bodies tryin' to fit into a 2 man tent, NOT LAST NIGHT!!!!!! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA
Between the fartin', burpin', the screamin', and hair pullin', the kids couldn't stand to be in the tent with me anymore! AHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA
That's right ya'all, I turned the tables on them and had a wonderful night's sleep in my own tent, while they suffered and cried, and I think got a lil' drunk, out in the open wild with their sleepin' bags....heehee BASTARDS!!!!
I found out they had planned to make it the worse trip possible for me, by puttin' melted marshmallow in my hair, throwin' fire crackers at me and puttin' a snake in my sleepin' bag...GUESS WHAT???!!! I did all of that to them....AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA
I hope you have a Happy Day and don't ferget to SMILE!!! :)
XXX...Jolean
read my comment below on yer raggin to hear my raggin naggin story hee hee
ReplyDeletegot it gurlie...heehee
Deleteoh my goodness dear i know you's keep on tryin to lose those kids in the wilderness and it aint workin! Son of a bitch they know them back woods to well. Maybe take them to a big city and lose them at the mall or sumtin!!
ReplyDeleteNow THAT is a good idea, losin' them lil' bastards in the city...heehee...and lemme tell ya, I learned my lessons after they lost me in the woods a few years back, now as they get older, is payback time.....ahahhahahahahhaaaa...that way they can remember it and really savor the punishment....heehee
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