Bikini Freezin'...

Hey ya'all!!!!

Woooweee!!!! Have we been gettin' some rain and funky ass weather here in Maine! One day it's freezin' temps, the next i'm paradin' around the yard in my bikini....lol...actually, the weather ain't got nuthin' to do with that, just enough scotch and dayquill....ahhhaahahahahahahahaaa
But at least we got some filmin' done yesterday, and i'll start postin' those tonight, after chad finishes editing them, dammit, you would think he ain't got nuthin' better to do!!!! ahahahahahahahhaaa

I hope ya'all have a Happy Day, and don't ferget to SMILE!!! :)
XXX...Jolean

I'm Baaaaaack!!!!!!

Hey ya'all!!!

I'M BAAAACK!!!!!!!
What a crazy past coupla weeks. Between startin' a new full time job, goin' back to school, and my computer gettin' a freakin' virus(not wearin' a condom...heehee), I'm back with a new computer....WOOOWOOO!!!!!
I know we ain't had much fer vids this month, but we are filmin' some new Halloween episodes this week, so be prepared to be overloaded with Jolean Does it!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm gettin' my family and friends, and all their antics geared up for some more hilarious episodes, so pray fer me ya'all....ahahhahahahahhahaaa

Have a Happy Day and don't ferget to SMILE!!
XXX...Jolean

Halloweenin' and Filmin'....

Mornin' all ya lil' spookies!!!

Get ready, cuz we are FINALLY FINALLY filming some BRAND NEW HALLOWEEN EPISODES TODAY!!!! YAY!!! My camera man Lou is pickin' my tired ass up here shortly so we can get some ghosts, witches, aliens, and a few other surprises on film fer ya'all to enjoy fer the season. They should be up startin' on Monday, and then hopefully a new Halloween vid every day fer the rest of the month!!!
There techi stuff over...
I am feelin' hot and horny, so thank goodness i'm gettin' some kinda action today, even if it is just runnin' away and dealin' with psycho killers and little green men....heehee

Have a Happy Day and don't ferget to SMILE!!! :)
XXX...Jolean

Tirin'...

Hey ya'all...

Well, it's been a busy week for this buxom gal, and am I all tuckered out!!!! I feel more worn out than two-legged man in a butt kickin' contest...heehee
But all in all, it's been productive and busy, not that my damn kids or drunken ex appreciate that. As long as they got food on the table (thanks Kraft! ;) and clean underwear, well, I'm happier when they got clean undies, then they don't care bout much else from me, bastards! LOL

I hope ya'all have a Happy Day and don't ferget to SMILE!!!
XXX...Jolean

Hurtin'....

Hay ya'all!

It's Tuesday, and I didn't post earlier cuz of my NEW WORK SCHEDULE!!!! WOOWOO!!! My hams are sore!!! SON OF A BITCH!!! But well worth it to be out talkin' to folks and makin' my own money dammit!!! And more time away from the kids too, heehee. I love them, but they are a pain in the ass!
So, I hope ya'all have a Happy Day and don't ferget to SMILE! :)
XXX...Jolean

Workin'...

Good afternoon or evenin' ya'all...

WOOOOOOWEEEEEEE...... I woulda posted a blog earlier, but I got some news, I GOT A DAMN JOB!!!! WTF???!!! LMAO
This gal is a workin' gal again, and there ain't no goin' back, not like that time that that damn midget clown at the circus gave me the HERP!!!!!
This time, I'm still doin' the wrong things, but the right way, this time, I promise.
Okay, so maybe I put in some overtime on top of that damn crouton box in the walk-in fridge, but I got my tips, so Mama's happy...heehee

Have a Happy Day Ya'all, and don't ferget to SMILE!!! :)
XXX...Jolean

Crazin'...

Mornin' Ya'all!

TGIF!!! And lemme tell ya, I thought it was Sunday, plus I got my Tuesday panties on, CONFUSIN'!!!! LOL
It has been one of them crazy weeks ya'all, filled with mystery, romance, murder, and uh, wait, that's 'Days of our Lives', sorry...heehee
It's funny cuz I don't even need to really watch my stories, not with my 8 1/2 kids, my drunken ex, and a family full of crazies, and I am CRAZY #1!!! AHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAAAAA

Have a Happy Day ya'all, and don't ferget to SMILE!!! :)
XXX...Jolean

Crazin'...

Happy Thursday ya'all!

Well, it's funny how things change, changes, all for the better all, for the gooder of humanity. :) In this crazy world, with our crazy lives, and crazy people. As much as i've been told i'm crazy, well, crazy is the new norm...lol
I kinda feel like an alien, not the 'runnin' across the border kind', but the 'I belong on a different planet' kind...heehee

Have a Happy Day Ya'all, and don't ferget to SMILE! :)
XXX...Jolean

Artist Jokin'...

Mornin' Ya'all!

It's Joke of the Day!!!!

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What do you call and artist with a brown finger???
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Piccassole!!!
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AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
Have a Happy Day and don't ferget to SMILE!!!
XXX...Jolean :)