Hey ya'all!!!!
Woooweee!!!! Have we been gettin' some rain and funky ass weather here in Maine! One day it's freezin' temps, the next i'm paradin' around the yard in my bikini....lol...actually, the weather ain't got nuthin' to do with that, just enough scotch and dayquill....ahhhaahahahahahahahaaa
But at least we got some filmin' done yesterday, and i'll start postin' those tonight, after chad finishes editing them, dammit, you would think he ain't got nuthin' better to do!!!! ahahahahahahahhaaa
I hope ya'all have a Happy Day, and don't ferget to SMILE!!! :)
XXX...Jolean
BALLS BALLS BALLS!!
ReplyDeletewell not my balls... robs balls.... technically my balls....ok my balls story!!
ok so rob had way to many beers on football sunday and he wanted me to do the weekly shaving of his face and head. so i was doing it and he passes out.
so i decide to go to the pubic patch and shave, or the zuchini patch as rob calls it heehee
so i shave the pubic patch then i am gently trying to shave his balls with the electric razor and damned if i dont knick them. he jumped but didnt wake up.
here he has himself passed out while chucky his crazy wife is hacking away down there and havin a big old profusely bleeding sack OH MY!
i thought he was gonna wake up and kill me! i am wiping the blood up with kleenexs and it was bleeding pretty good. i was freakin thinkin oh no hopeully it didnt cut the main vein cause then how will he pleasure me? yep its all about me! lol
well he starts waking up so i stick a cotton ball on it and pull up his shorts real quick. later when he went to go pee the bloody cotten ball falls out of his shorts and i explained it away saying it was mine.
he never found out till the next day that i shaved him down there and by then he forgot bout the cotton ball so he never put 2 and 2 together to realize i cut him down there. so im still alive lol
OH MY GOODNESS GIRL!!!!!! AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHAAAA....BALLS BALLS BALLS!!!!!
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