Happy Monday Ya'all!!!!!!
Woooooweeee, is it a wet one up in here, and I don't mean my soiled undies! heehee We got some snow last night, and it's been a rainin' here all day long, and I had to drive out in that shit! Slushy Sally over here....ahahhahahaaaa
It's nice though, I actually started some Christmas shopping....EEEEK!!!
I had to go out while the brats were in school, and man oh man, is it startin' to feel a lot like Christmas, a wet horny one, but still....lol
I hope ya'all have a Happy Day and don't ferget to SMILE!!! :)
XXX...Jolean
Monday, November 17, 2014
Thursday, November 13, 2014
Warmin'...
Hey ya'all!
Happy Rootin' Tootin' Thursday!!!! WOOOWOOO!!!!
Oh my goodness is the weather finally startin' to catch up with itself! SON OF A BITCH it's cold outside. No more lockin' the children's outta the house fer some privacy, no more mowin' my yard in a g-string and topless, no more, WELL HELL, let's see what I got to look forward TO!!!!
Cozy warm nights nuzzled up in my comforter watchin' 'Titanic' with my vibrator, wearing big sweaters and not givin' a crap bout what I eat cuz it's hidden, although my boobies usually outweigh anything other parts on my body...heehee.
AND, I get to look forward to sleddin', one of the most fun and dangerous activities me and my kids love doin', and I can't wait to see how my new alien baby, JoAlien handles the snow. He's a frisky lil' bastard....heehee
Have a Happy and Warm Day ya'all, and dont' ferget to smile!!! :)
XXX...Jolean
Happy Rootin' Tootin' Thursday!!!! WOOOWOOO!!!!
Oh my goodness is the weather finally startin' to catch up with itself! SON OF A BITCH it's cold outside. No more lockin' the children's outta the house fer some privacy, no more mowin' my yard in a g-string and topless, no more, WELL HELL, let's see what I got to look forward TO!!!!
Cozy warm nights nuzzled up in my comforter watchin' 'Titanic' with my vibrator, wearing big sweaters and not givin' a crap bout what I eat cuz it's hidden, although my boobies usually outweigh anything other parts on my body...heehee.
AND, I get to look forward to sleddin', one of the most fun and dangerous activities me and my kids love doin', and I can't wait to see how my new alien baby, JoAlien handles the snow. He's a frisky lil' bastard....heehee
Have a Happy and Warm Day ya'all, and dont' ferget to smile!!! :)
XXX...Jolean
Monday, November 10, 2014
RELAXIN'....
Hey ya'all!
Yes, I am still alive and kickin'...lol.
Oh my achin' boobs lemme tell ya, with the weather a changin', the kids gettin' all agro, and with the holidays comin' up, this gal needs some RELAXATION!!!!!!
So, I locked myself in the bathroom, filled up that tub, lit some candles, put on a Dolly cd, and SON OF A BITCH!!!!, did I do some relaxin'!!!! I was feelin' sooooooo relaxed, I was makin' fart bubbles in the tub...heeheeeheeee.
OH, did I mention I filled the tub with scotch???!!! AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA It was fun, til I blacked out and nearly drowned, but what a way to go...heeheeheeeeee
Have a Happy Day and don't ferget to SMILE!!!!!!
XXX...Jolean
Yes, I am still alive and kickin'...lol.
Oh my achin' boobs lemme tell ya, with the weather a changin', the kids gettin' all agro, and with the holidays comin' up, this gal needs some RELAXATION!!!!!!
So, I locked myself in the bathroom, filled up that tub, lit some candles, put on a Dolly cd, and SON OF A BITCH!!!!, did I do some relaxin'!!!! I was feelin' sooooooo relaxed, I was makin' fart bubbles in the tub...heeheeeheeee.
OH, did I mention I filled the tub with scotch???!!! AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA It was fun, til I blacked out and nearly drowned, but what a way to go...heeheeheeeeee
Have a Happy Day and don't ferget to SMILE!!!!!!
XXX...Jolean
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)