Happy Monday Ya'all!!!!!!
Woooooweeee, is it a wet one up in here, and I don't mean my soiled undies! heehee We got some snow last night, and it's been a rainin' here all day long, and I had to drive out in that shit! Slushy Sally over here....ahahhahahaaaa
It's nice though, I actually started some Christmas shopping....EEEEK!!!
I had to go out while the brats were in school, and man oh man, is it startin' to feel a lot like Christmas, a wet horny one, but still....lol
I hope ya'all have a Happy Day and don't ferget to SMILE!!! :)
XXX...Jolean
oh girl i hear ya about slushy sally, its like a slip in slide down in my undies!T.M.I LOL
ReplyDeleteWe finally got all our funiture moved into our apartment after bein here for 5 monthes hubbys motto is why do today what we can put off till tomorrow!
but its finally lookin nice in here. oh boy speakin of horny, yesterday everytime rob would fart or burp i would sarcastically say oh babe knock it off your makin me horny! lol
so later that night after many beers, rob is laying down on our couch in front of a huge open blinded window, in his undies and tshirt and thought since i had been joking about being horny all day, he was gonna pull out his junk and wait for me with cock and balls hanging out.
well he ends up passing out, and i fell asleep in our bedroom, and i never did come out, so here he is sleeping out there on his back, man goods hangin out for all the world to see OMG! lol
he tried to say nobody can see into our apartment. i said bull crap i can see inside our apartment when i drive up in my car! its a huge window!!!!
Son of a bitch girl never a dull moment around here lol
my hubby is one of them exhibitionists!!! lol
Deleteoh girl on my thanksgiving video when you said gobble gobble burp Im glad you worded it that way cause I forgot to tell you the story behind that video!!!
ReplyDeleteSo Rob and I was really stoned that night. yep been doing the drinkables girl! but i still had the wherewithall to pull a fast one on dear hubby.
i made this sexy slide show starring heidi and rob. It started out with pics of heidi and me writing i love weiners, all sizes.....
then i said especially the big ones and I showed some pics of rob. i said a bunch of other stuff to but icant remember all i said now.
anyhoo it ended with a pic of robs big ass erection and i wrote on top of the pic gobble gobble GULP!!!! then in parenthesis i wrote a real lady always swallows.
so then i marked it private and emailed it to rob. he thought i put that video on public. he says you really didnt do that did you? and i said if people cant take a joke fuck em!
and he's like you posted a pic of my penis! and i said nobody knows it was yours! he was freakin!!! i got him good and serves him right since he always gets me. it was payback time and it was hilarious!!
i gots a million stories girl lol
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!!!! That is awesomely fabulously hilarious!!!!!! You two have such a funly devoted strong bonded relationship!!!!! And thanks fer sharin' ....heehee love you!!!! xoxo
DeleteRelationships are a crap shoot girl (and sometimes a poop chute hee hee)
Deleteone day me and Rob is the war of the roses, next day we is cheech and chong, go figger lol