Weekly News Recap - Super Bowl Patriots Groundhog Day Bruce Jenner - Jol...

Weekly News Recap - Super Bowl Patriots Groundhog Day Bruce Jenner - Jol...

Winter Smilin'...

Hey ya'all!!!

6 foot high snow banks, freezing winds, walkin' in 3 feet of snow in the driveway.....happy f'ing winter wonderland!!!!!! Actually, it ain't that bad, I just gotta make sure I keep my liquor cabinet stocked and locked!!!!!! ahahahahhaahhahahaaa

Have a Happy Day and don't ferget to SMILE!!!!! :)
XXX...Jolean

Kid Stormin'....

Hey ya'all...
Well, this storm didn't hit us til tonight, and man oh man, is it comin' down faster than a movin' fresh fucked fox in a forest fire!!!!!!! ahahhahahhahaaaa
Of course, when I was a youngster, we'd be goin' to school in a foot of snow, nowadays, I'm shocked cuz they cancel schools the night before the storm even hits!!!! So I'm stuck 2 damn days with the kids, luckily, I'm a workin' gal now, so I ain't gotta put up with them most of the day, but, I gotta worry bout what I walk into when I get home. SON OF A BITCH!!!!! I told them crazy kids, all yellin' and a screamin', that they can either talk to me one at a time, or go out and start shovelin' the snow...well, we had some nice talkin's heehee! It's when they are too quiet is when I know there's blood somewhere, or an injured sibling that they've locked in the closet....lol lil' bastards!

Have a Happy Evenin' Ya'all, and don't ferget to SMILE!!!! :)
XXX...Jolean

Man Snowin'...

Hey Ya'all!!!

Well, I guess we're gonna be gettin' a big ass storm tonight, with LOTS OF SNOW!!! Almost 2 feet predicted, and two feet is better than one!!! heehee Half the time I feel like a one-legged man in a butt kickin' contest!!!!ahahhahahahahhaaa
Anyhoo, snow is always good fer small mountain towns, cuz it brings the men on them snow machines/Ski doo's!!!!! And now that I sent me ex Tex on his way, with that crazy cockney british bitch Muffin, Mama's on the lookout for a new man, FINALLY!!!!
So we'll see what this storm brings and the aftermath, maybe I'll even get the kids and me out fer some hill sleddin'....now that would be a pain in the ass, but hilarious video...stay tuned!!!!

Have a Happy Day, and don't ferget to SMILE!!!! :)
XXX...Jolean

Muffin'...

Hey ya'all...
it's thursday, not much to report...EXCEPT THAT IT'S FUCKING COLDER THAN A 70 YEAR OLD HOOKERS MUFFIN BOX!!!!!!!
Have a Happy Day, and don't ferget to SMILE!!!!
XXX..Jolean

Annoyin'...

Mornin' Ya'all!!!!

Oh my achin' dirty pillows!!!!! Have ya'all ever out there dealt with an unwanted house guest???!!!! That ya wanna kill, murder, or at least poison, or make them go into rehab, or take a bat(and not the tweet tweet kind) and knock some sense into their dumb ass, never learnin' their lesson, it's all about me me me, shit fer brains head????!!!
Well, where it is Mother's house, I will try to hold out for a coupla more days, fer the kids sake of course, although, I think they been doin' hilarious, uh I mean naughty tricks to my dumb ass brother Dane! ahahhahahhahahhahhaaaa....let's just say I wouldn't wanna brush my teeth with his tooth brush, oh wait, that's right, he doesn't brush his filthy f'ing mouth!!!!!! ahahahahahahhahahahahah

Have a Happy Day Ya'all, and don't ferget to SMILE!!!! Cuz sometimes it's the only thing that get's us through the day, even if we gotta fake it! ;)
XXX...Jolean

Joke of the Day....

Hey ya'all!!!

It's joke time!!!! WOOOWOOO...

*********************************
How do you make pickle bread?
*********************************
*********************************
With Dill Dough....ahahhahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahaaaa.....get it? dildo!!!!! ahahhahahahaha

Have a Happy Day and don't ferget to SMILE!!!!!!
OOH, and we finally got new vids fer ya'all this week...
XXX...Jolean