Mornin' Ya'all!!!!
Oh my achin' dirty pillows!!!!! Have ya'all ever out there dealt with an unwanted house guest???!!!! That ya wanna kill, murder, or at least poison, or make them go into rehab, or take a bat(and not the tweet tweet kind) and knock some sense into their dumb ass, never learnin' their lesson, it's all about me me me, shit fer brains head????!!!
Well, where it is Mother's house, I will try to hold out for a coupla more days, fer the kids sake of course, although, I think they been doin' hilarious, uh I mean naughty tricks to my dumb ass brother Dane! ahahhahahhahahhahhaaaa....let's just say I wouldn't wanna brush my teeth with his tooth brush, oh wait, that's right, he doesn't brush his filthy f'ing mouth!!!!!! ahahahahahahhahahahahah
Have a Happy Day Ya'all, and don't ferget to SMILE!!!! Cuz sometimes it's the only thing that get's us through the day, even if we gotta fake it! ;)
XXX...Jolean
Oh girl I hear ya on the houseguests!! And for some reason my "shit fer brains" hubby keeps wanting people to come stay with us!!! He is currently trying to get his best friend of 35 years, and business partner, Joel childs, to come stay with us!! good grief everytime i get it down to just us and the dogs he tries to move someone in again SON OF A BITCH GIRL!!!!!
ReplyDeleteBut rob just sees a drinking buddy where as i see all the extra work of having a houseguest ugh!!!!
I know at times it is hard to keep that inner light shining when everyone elses attic has a burned out lightbulb!!! when life hands you dimwits it is smart to carry some extra bulbs with ya!!!
hope that makes sense!!!
And speaking of dumbasses, a couple weeks ago hubby and I were sittin outside on our deck having a smoke and there was a moving truck upstairs moving someone out. well our neighbor from across the hall went up top her car and was about to leave and there was the moving truck in her way. the mover asked this lady if she would like him to move his moving truck. well she says "oh god no, i lived in new york for many years so i am used to getting out of tight spaces"
Next thing i know BANG! she hits the side of my car. The mover says "hope they have good insurance" "they" meaning me. She hit my f*ing car girl! And it was just sitting there minding its own business, SON OF A BITCH!!!
and when hubby went up to talk to her she said she had to go to the bank and she would deal weith it when she got back. good grief!!!
we called the cops but they wouldnt deal with it cause they said it was on private property. so we had the moving guys sign a statement on what they saw. finally two hours later the lady who hit my car came back and we exchanged insurance info.
Rob said she was probaly side swiping alot of cars in new york and not leaving a note or nothing. At first her insurance company tried to balk it off but finally they accepted liability and i got a thousand smackers outta the deal.
Dim lights indeed!!! Sending you hugs and smiles and wishing you luck with the houseguests!!!! <3 (ballsack heartys for luck and to make ya horny!!! ) LOL
xoxoxo