Hey ya'all!!!
It's joke time!!!! WOOOWOOO...
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How do you make pickle bread?
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With Dill Dough....ahahhahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahaaaa.....get it? dildo!!!!! ahahhahahahaha
Have a Happy Day and don't ferget to SMILE!!!!!!
OOH, and we finally got new vids fer ya'all this week...
XXX...Jolean
AHAHAHA!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletespeaking of dildo's, my hubby said something the other night that cracked me up.
Ever notice how guys with small man parts always brag about how big it is while men with large manly parts joke about how small it is??
Robert belongs in the latter category. In fact his largess is his only saving grace sometimes!! (yes i did get with him for his trouser snake!)
Anyhoo he was making small dick jokes about himself one night and he goes "it's shrinking in so much pretty soon we will both need a dildo!"
OMG girl I was laughing so hard!!!!
And my new little doggy, he is super sweet and so mellow for a chihuaha, but he has been pooping in the house! I hate that! Makes me feel like I am living in fecal manor over here!!
And speaking of shit, We went to a mexican restaurant for date night tonight and good grief I think Rob gotta hold of a bad chimichanga or sumthin cause he has been in on the toilet all night!!
He is in there shitting and I am in our bedroom and I keep hearing this noise outside our bedroom window that sounds like a maniac dragging a dead body over a hot tin roof or something!
The dogs hear it to and they are barking their fool heads off. And Rob is just in there grunting away. I am getting frustrated cause he is the man and he is supposed to go confront the horror that is outside.
I yell to him hey when you get done shitting out yer intestines can you go confront the serial killer outside our window?
He is like "in a minute baby I'm kinda in the middle of sumthin *grunt grunt*"
SON OF A BITCH GIRL!!!
So i went out to slay the masked bandit aka racoon.Today's lesson is Never send a man to do a woman's job especially after he has eaten a bad chimichanga!! LOL
Oh my lord girl, how freakin' hilarious!!!!!!! ahahahahahhahahahhahahahaaaa....it's never endin' huh? I've been dealin' with an unwanted house guest and am ready to open up a can of whoop ass, or a spell book for a good poison, uh, I mean remedy fer my situation...ahahhahaaaaa
DeleteOh yeah and WHOOOO WHOOOOO on the new episodes girl can't wait!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks girl....we are hittin' the editing room tonight after work, so the first one will be up tonight...woowoooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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