Black Friday...

Hey Ya'all! Black Friday is here, and I got the kiddie's all bundle up and ready to go tackle the shoppin'!!! I am bringin' a cattle prod in case anyone decides to piss me off, or cut me off in line, or try and get the last thing on the shelf!!! AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!! This gal is READY!!!! So, with that bein' said, have a Happy Day ya'all, and I'm sharin' my brother Chad's new cookin' video he did before he came over fer dinner yesterday, that sad ass fruit cup! heeheehee.... XX...Jolean Well, they aren't lettin' me paste the video, so here's the link: http://youtu.be/_7OFV9HeSUI

Thankful Wishin'...

Mornin' Ya'all!!! I got's a very busy day ahead of me, but I just wanted to wish ya'all a safe and Happy Thanksgiving!!! Be Happy, Be Thankful, Be Good! XX...Jolean

Balls, Ballerz, Ballin'....

Good Mornin' Ya'all!!!

Okay, so I had a dream last night that reminded me of sumthin' that happened to me a few years ago.
So, here's the story...
I was livin' in California, and things were very busy for me in my life. It was before I had my last baby, so I was pretty damn skinny...heehee.
Anyhoo, I had a day off from work and was plannin' a little dinner party, but of course I was runnin' around like a cock(rooster pervs!!!) with it's head cut off.
The main dish I was makin' fer my party were homemade meatballs...balls(there goes the horny alarm!!!)
I had them all rolled, placed them in a large Pyrex glass bake pan, and put them in the oven at 375 degrees.
Well, of course I felt rushed, Tex was stinkin' up the bathroom, a coupla of the kids were down at the beach, a couple home holdin' on to my apron strings, so to speak.
The sun was shinin' outside, I had all my windows open, there was a beautiful breeze comin' up off the ocean, the house had so many yummy smells goin' on cuz of everything I was cookin', then the phone started to ring, and I realized I needed to speed up these damn meatballs.
SO, I turned the oven up to 500 degrees, then took them out in about 15 minutes, and I think it took longer cuz I made the balls sooo BIG! LOL
Well, I opened up the oven door, and then with my oven mitt on, I grabbed the glass pan and brought it out.
INSTANTLY, the whole pan completely shattered, falling to the floor, balls and all!!!!
Hence, my fear of glass baking dishes to this day!!!!!
After I cried and through stuff around, I remembered I had a whole table full of liquor. My day started to get better until I can't remember the rest...heehee
Have a Happy Day Ya'all!!!
And I hope ya'all get humped this hump day...LMAO
XX...Jolean

Storm a comin'...

Good Tuesday Mornin' To Ya'all!!!!

Well, I was searchin' through the news and tryin' to find sumthin' to talk about or share, but Son of a Bitch!!! There is just so much sadness in the world with people doin' horrible things. The happiest thing I can share is this storm that's movin' across the US.
It's gonna be a snowy, rainy mess, and I couldn't be happier!!! I've gotten all my grocery shoppin' done fer Thanksgivin', and plenty of Dayquill and Scotch(fer my coktails...heeheehee), in case the kids decide to stay at home. Plus, ain't nobody gonna be comin' over to my house in that mess...no hassles, no drama, no bullshit...AHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!!!
I tell ya, I am so blessed to be in my cabin in the woods, cuz I gots enough to deal with with my unruly kids and ex husband!!! Holy freakin' toes on a tuna!!!!! LMAO

Well there, there's my little rant fer the day...heeheehee
I hope ya'all have a Happy Day. And remember, as you go about yer day, don't forget to smile, especially at those who aren't, you just might make someone's day...
XX...Jolean

Dorothy and a Contest....

Happy Monday Mornin' Ya'all!!! :)

I am so glad the winds have died down here on the lake, Son of a Bitch!!!! They were whipping for 2 days around here...I kept havin' visions of Dorothy in her house in that tornado...LOL What a stupid girl she was, all them men, and her closest compadre was that dog??? Thats just the start of my questions and that movie...heehee

Filmin' went great yesterday. I managed to ship the kids off to Grandma's, and Tex is still locked out in the back shed, shit, maybe I should let him out, it's been a few days....ahahahahahhahahaaaaa

Sooooo, I got some new vids up, check'm out. AND, I have a recipe contest for Holiday side dishes. You got 2 weeks to get yer entries in. In fact, I'll post the video below.

Well, have a Happy Day ya'all!!! ...and stay warm.
XX...Jolean

Video Probs....

Well Happy Sunday Mornin' To Ya'all!!

I have been away fer a few days because I have been dealin' with some bullcrap bout my successful challenge videos on youtube.
But don't worry, I have been talkin' to google and got shit figured out, finds out it was a personal attack. But guess what, you can't stop success!!! WOOWOO!!! And actually, because of what was done, I'm gettin' ever MORE views now!!! AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAA!!!!

Soooo, with that bein' said, I am ready to keep on truckin'!!! LOL I plan on filmin' all day today. I got some cookin' and craft segments to do, another news segment, AND, another new challenge...heeheehee!!!

The wind is whippin' like a Son-of-a-Bitch today here on the lake, I feel like I'm gonna get blown away at any minute!!! Now I'm hungry and horny again....LMAO!!!
So I hope ya'all have a Happy Day and stay warm...
XX...Jolean

Dreamin' Crafts and Fruit Cups...

Mornin' Ya'all!!!

It's Thursday and I'm up was too freakin' early, dreams about crocodiles and the Ellen Degeneres Show....LOL!!!
So I ain't no millionaire, yet, from the lotto last night, but I'm still gonna buy them, cuz ya'all can't win it if ya ain't playin' it!
So I'm thinkin' of doin' some easy craft segments fer the Holidays, have ya'all got any ideas??? I would rather the ideas come from you guys instead of me doin' actual work and research on this damn computer!!!! heeheehee....
Well, it looks like another day of filmin', brother Chad is crackin' the whip, and if he don't watch it, I'm gonna start hidin' his Playgirl subscription, again....ahahahahahhaaaaaaa....that damn little fruit cup!!! LMAO

So, I hope ya'all have a Happy Day!!!
XX...Jolean

ps...here's another new video fer you to watch.... ;)

Contest and Dexter...

Mornin' Ya'all!!!

Happy Hump Day!!! heeheehee....
So, as I get ready to venture out fer the day, I realized something....I haven't done a contest of mine own in 2 years. Something fun and excitin'...so, I'll be postin' that video soon, keep yer eyes peeled...heehee

I've started watchin' that show, 'Dexter'...I'm in love once again. <3 (ballsack heart)
Have ya'all ever watched it??? OMGoodness, that is one Krazy-ass show! Let me know what ya'all think about it.

Okay, I'm gonna get my day started, again, so I hope ya'all have a happy day and get laid on this special HUMP DAY!!!
XX...Jolean

ps...this'll maker her eyes water...the onion challenge...heeheehee

Mornin' News....

Good Mornin' Ya'all!!

I kinda wrote a long story post yesterday, so I'm keepin' short and simple today!
Check out my new morning news program.
XX...Jolean

Home fer the Holidays....

Mornin' Ya'all!!!

It's lookin' to be another fabulous fall/winter day! :)
Now, I gotta start thinkin' bout what I'm gonna do fer the Holiday. I've got a large family, so everyone usually takes part. It's a tradition, and one of the only times of the year my 8 1/2 kids listens to me...LOL

On Thanksgiving, I usually have the kids all make a side dish or dessert. Now, this can be a good thing or a bad thing...LMAO!!! I've got 3 words....Gummi Worm Meatloaf!!!! EEEEK!!! I try not to have rules fer them, as I like them to express their creative sides, plus I wanna keep them helpful and interested, so it looks like I gotta take the road to educatin' the younger ones bout recipes and the proper way to cook things. Cuz I will tell ya, it took me a week to clean my teeth with all that Gummy Beef!!! LMAO!

Now fer Christmas, I make sure we all pitch in by doin' a Secret Santa with each other. Plus, I make sure each kid gets an actual present from Santa. I mean, Santa has been that way every since I was a little girl. ;) My kids know how tough it can be with finances and such, so they are actually grateful fer what they get. And, I make sure the kids aren't all about those Iphones and Ipads and crap like that. The only pads Im gonna have to worry bout buyin' are scrubbin' pads and maxi pads!!! LOL
We got one computer, and a schedule fer the older kids to use. Plus I got one of them blockers on there so they can't look up porn! Those Thorton boys are pervs, but they can go take a damn cold shower!!! Heehee...
Now, back to Christmas. We usually all have a tree trimmin' party, and when the Grandma's come over, they usually bring baked sweets as gifts fer the kids. And then we draw straws to see who's gonna go pick up Tex from jail! HA!

So, when they say the Holidays are Magical, they ain't jokin'! It truly is when everyone in my family comes together and are appreciative, of course, if I start in on the eggnog early, there's usually a drama scene to be acted out....AHAHHAHAHAHHAAAAA!!!!

Well, lemme know what some of ya'all do fer the Holidays, yer traditions and such.
Have a Happy Day!
XX...Jolean

Alaskan Summer...

Mornin' Ya'all!

Okay, it's the weekend, and we're gettin' ready fer a day of filmin' here at TeamJolean! I have to appease the fans out there in YouTube land and do more challenges!!! Ugg, I hope my stomach can handle it today...LMAO I am so happy with the views, people like to see people do stupid shit...and I wear the queen's crown fer that title...AHAHHAHAHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

So sit back, enjoy yer weekend, actually ya'all should get of yer asses and go outside and enjoy this amazin' weather!!! It's gorgeous outside, almost like summer, well, summer in Alaska, but still...

Most of ya'all on here are connected to my youtube, but if not, here's the link where all my videos are at....
www.youtube.com/chadbuffy

So, keep watchin', keep readin', and thanks fer all yer support, I promise not to disappoint!!! ;)

XX...Jolean

Feelin' Grateful...

Good Mornin' to Ya'all!!!

TGIF, wait, it is Friday, right?! LOL
After a long week of filmin', the cold weather finally subsidin', a video going viral on youtube, and gaggin' from cinnamon and mayonnaise challenges last night, I am pooped! And, I managed to get some workin' out in every day. This girls' gams are tired ya'all! It looks like a day of rest and Scotch. Of course I say that now, but watch when the kids get home and I uncuff Tex from the radiator, things are gonna start gettin' KRAZY once again.
I guess I should say I am truly blessed by lovin' individuals in my life, and some amazin' fans on the internet(my 'Joleaners' , heehee), and the fact that I live out in the middle of nowhere. HA! Sorry to get all mushy, I watched the Thanksgivin' Charlie Brown cartoon last night....UGGG!!!! LMAO

So, as ya'all go through yer day today, remember to stop and smell the flowers, or if you ain't got no flowers, just stop, take a deep breath, and look to the sky. Be appreciative of who you are, and what ya got!
Peace and Love to ya'all!
XX...Jolean

Sleepin' and Special Effects....

Mornin' Ya'all!!!
It was another one of them nights where I woke up underneath the bed, wtf???!!! Of course, Tex was in the tub, so I didn't feel so bad...heehee!
The kids have actually been good this week, helpin' to winterize the house, pile wood fer the stove, and hidin' Tex's booze!!!! heeheehee....
Well, we added another member to Team Jolean, our friend Anthony who is doin' some special effects for some of our segments.
The first one is My Magical Adventure, where I learned that' I've inherited my Great Aunt Viola witch powers, so check it out below. The effects are awesome!!!!!

Make sure to stay warm ya'all, and have a HAPPY DAY!!!
XX...Jolean

Chillin' with a Cell Mate...

Happy Hump Day Ya'all!!!

So how are ya'all doin' this chilly mornin'??? When this weather gets chillier and chillier, I keep wantin' to start wrappin' presents and watch White Christmas! What do you all do when this weather starts actin' up....WINTER WEATHER!!!! lol

So have a Happy Day ya'all, stay warm, nuzzle up close to a loved one or cell mate, and get yer warm on!!!

Here's a new News Broadcast from yours truly! 

Enjoy it and Lemme know what ya'all think!

XX...Jolean

Mornin' Sickness...

Good Mornin' to Ya'all!!!

Ugg, I woke up feelin' sick! This sucks balls!
So what does a girl do???? Load up the stove, throw the coffee on, and pound down Dayquil and vitamins and water!!!
I ain't lettin' nuthin' hold me back from filmin' today ya'all! WOOWOO!!!

So have a happy day, and I'll have some funny stories to share with ya'all tomorrow.
XX...Jolean

Chillin' and Runnin' fer the Border...

Mornin' Ya'all!
It's another cold blistery day out there, and I hope ya'all are stayin' warm!
Weather like this makes me miss the California sun, but it also brings on those feelin's of the Holidays and takin' a romp in the snow! heehee
The kids are lookin' forward to when they can go sleddin' and skiin' and I'm lookin' forward to them bein' outta the house! heehee
Tex has been a drunkin' pain in the ass, Grandma Thorton has been tryin' to escape out on the roof, again! Found her tryin' to make a run fer the border, so I had to shoot a tranquilizer in her good leg. That woman can be slick and sly like a weasel!!! She ain't got nuthin' on me though...heehee
I hope ya'all have a Happy Day!
XX...Jolean

SNOWin'....

Good Sunday Mornin' to Ya'all!!!

Well, we got SNOW!!!! And I ain't talkin' bout my Guatemalan powder stash that I ended up with after the break-in at that Chinese crack house prostitution ring I was hidin' out in cuz that's where witness protection put me for some reason, for six months.

So anyhoo, it's snowin' outside, I've got wood in the stove, a big sweater on, cocoa in my coffee, and some whole eggs wrapped in tinfoil in the microwave, and where was I goin' with this?....oh, yeah, it's snowin' outside. Did I mention there's snow on the ground outside???!!!!

Here are some fun facts about snow:

Did you know, Chionophobia is the fear of snow.
All snowflakes have six sides.
An average snowflake is made up of about 180 billion molecules of water.
The average snowflake falls at a speed of about 3.1 miles per hour.
People buy more cakes, cookies, and candies than any other food when a blizzard is in the forecast.

Snow, uh I mean, SO, if you got snow where yer at, you got punked, wait, that don't make sense.
Well, have a Happy Day Ya'all, and enjoy the weather outside today, whatever it may be where you are.
XX...Jolean

SEEEE????!!!! SNOW!!!!!!!

Mornin' Ya'all!

Mornin' Ya'all!

I am more tired than a Chinese crack hooker on sailor leave! WOO!!
We spent all yesterday filmin', and am I worn out, reference to previous sentance...heeheehee!!!

So, I ain't gonna go on, just wanted to share a new daily recap news segment.
Lemme know what ya'all think!

Have a Happy Day!
XX...Jolean

Sorry Ya'all...

Hey Ya'all...

Sorry I didn't do a post today, been real busy filmin'. 

XX...Jolean

Drivin' Tips to Save Money....

Good Happy Thursday Mornin' To Ya'all!

So, we gots some rain today. Very cleansin', cuz it ain't as cold as a Canadian's cooter!!! LOL

Now, I've got some drivin' tips to help you save about $100 a month. I know, I don't drive a whole lot cuz I don't have a car, but everyone else I know does, so I thought I'd help them out. Here you go, as per the John Tesh Radio Show... That man is one hunky pansy dreamboat!!!! heehee....

Bad driving costs you an extra $100 A MONTH in gas! That’s the gist of a new study comparing drivers and their driving styles. In the study, two participants were tracked for several weeks as they commuted from home to work. Both drove the exact same model car, however, one followed all the “good” driving habits recommended by the experts, while the other followed every “bad” driving habit that experts say you should avoid. For example:

The “good” driver used cruise control on the highway, drove with the flow of traffic, and never sped more than 70 miles per hour, but the “bad” driver floored the gas pedal at every chance, weaved in and out of traffic, and then slammed on the brakes to stop.

Also, the “good” driver made sure her tires were properly inflated, and emptied the trunk to help lighten the car’s load, but the “bad” driver rode on under-inflated tires, and loaded the trunk with heavy tools. She also spent a lot of time idling in fast food drive-thrus, which is a proven way to waste gas.

So, what happened? By the end of the study, the “good” driver averaged about 16 miles per gallon more than the “bad” driver. To put that in financial terms: Based on today’s gas prices, researchers say the “good” driver saved about $100 a month in gas or $1,200 A YEAR, compared to the “bad” driver.

The lesson? Researchers say much like the fable of the turtle and the hare, it’s the slow and conscientious drivers, not the fast ones, who save the most on gas.

Now, I don't know why these bastards keep sayin' 'her'!!! Are they talkin' bout me???!!! You have to drive like a bat outta hell in traffic, everyone else does. If you slow down, yer gonna get nailed, and I mean NOT bent over a tree stump lettin' Big Bubba pound home!!! heeheee....

And it's tough when you gots a lot of kids, then havin' to check the tires on top of that?? Thank goodness my boy Tanner takes shop class, he's pretty handy with vehicles, he also hears 'voices', but that's another story...heehee

And nuthin' in the trunk?? What happens when ya gotta move a body???!!! It ain't goin' inside the car with me, that's fer sure! LOL

But, if you wanna drive safe, and save some monies each month, I guess ya'all should follow these simple rules. Thanks John Tesh, I'll forget that last uncomfortable date we had last year, and I STILL WANT MY TUESDAY PANTIES BACK!!!!!

Have a Happy Day Ya'all, and hope this info helps ya out!

XX...Jolean

Mornin' News and some Scotch...

Mornin' Ya'all!!!

Here's an new News segment to get yer mornin' started. So grab yer coffee(or scotch) sit down in your recliner(or the toilet) put yer feet up(insert penis here....UH, SORRY, my mind wandered...heeeeheee) and enjoy some comedy, and news stories, a flashback commercial, my ol' stalker Jannie Wilkes, and enjoy yerself. :)
Have a Happy Day Ya'all!
XX...Jolean

Boston Marathon Bomb Victim....

Mornin' Ya'all!!!

Okay, so I've been seein' a lot on the internet about this gal in Michigan who dressed up as a Boston Marathon Bomb Victim. She got fired from her job because of it, and people are furious on twitter and Instagram where the photo was posted.

Okay, I am one who is all about breakin' boundries, makin' fun of everyone, and just doin' whatcha wanna do in life. Lord knows I've bent over backwards, and forwards in some cases...heehee, to make sure I make a statement and get noticed.
And as usual, I'm on both sides of the picket fence on this one. And it's a sharp one, diggin' into my cooter pie...heehee

I mean come on ya'all, people dress as so many other dead people from history, even as recent as Car Accident Princess Diana. And at the times of their deaths it was shocking, and back then, people didn't dress as real people who died ie: with blood and such. If you dressed as someone who died, you did Abraham Lincoln, not Abraham Lincoln with his brains blown out!

So here's two things I believe. #1. It is definitely too soon. Come on ya stupid bitch! and #2 That's what our society has become, and I've been sayin' this fer a while now!!! We got Miley gettin' naked, horrifying shows like 'The Walking Dead', which is actually a very emotionally heartbreaking drama, but with zombies, too real for me ya'all! Plus with all the reality shows that tare people apart, break them down, all for ratings!!!
We need more comedy sitcoms on TV. TV is supposed to be a place where we want to forget about reality, and forget about our cares of the day, and instead, it's telling us how to slap eachother around, manipulate, deceive and lie to one another!!! I am truly against Reality TV, I like shows for their fake stories, I don't want to see other peoples bullshit!!!
Lemme know what ya'all think...

Well, I guess there's my rant ya'all. LMAO!!!
Have a Happy Day Ya'all!!!
XX...Jolean

Just Another Manic Monday...(ex's and witches and newsin')

Good Happy Monday Mornin' to Ya'all!!!

What an amazin' weekend I had! I Although I often find myself wantin' to wrap up in a bunch of blankets like a cocoon with this crazy-ass cold weather, I actually found myself gettin' a lot done!
With my ex Tex gone down south, AND HE TOOK THE KIDS WITH HIM!!!!!!!, I also find my bed cold without him, of course there's also no crumbs, no empty beer cans, and no stale vomit in the corner of the bedroom....heeheeheee... it's a give and take kinda relationship.

I recently found out that my Great Aunt Viola, who passed away some time ago, recently left me and inheritance. She was a known witch, and quite a , um, well, okay, a whore. We've all been there, relax! So, I'll be bringin' my video camera along and we'll be postin' that experience as well. So excitin'!!!!!!!

I also got asked back to host some more news programs for the local RPMETV News station. I am very excited bout that, ME ON CAMERA!!!, who needs anything else???  hheeeheeheeheheeheeeee....
So those should start this week and we'll post them on YouTube, as long as my brother Chad can pull his head outta his ass and focus on me for a change!!! LMAO It'll be great, a weekly news recap show....so stay tuned, cuz it's gonna be HILARIOUS!!!!!

AND, with that bein' said, we've had a very excitin' October!!! And the numbers keep growin' each day!!!! We have 233, 000 total views on our videos on YouTube, and with the way these numbers are goin', we may hit 1,000,000 before spring!!!!  WOOWOO!!!

Have a Happy Day Ya'all!!!
XX...Jolean

Off the Air...

Mornin' Ya'all!
I just wanted to let ya'all know that we are gonna be offline the next coupla days. I will not be makin' blogs for a coupla days, but don't get yer panties in a bunch, I'll be back stronger than ever next week, I just need some time to myself...heehee.....
So ya'all take care, keep watchin' my videos, and I'll be back soon...  www.youtube.com/chadbuffy

XX...Jolean

BINGO BUSTIN'.....

Mornin' Ya'all!!!

Happy 'Day of the Dead' to you, heehee.
Soooo, the Halloween Season is officially over after today, and we've had an amazing month here at Team Jolean. We set record numbers on youtube, and it continues to grow, especially with all we've got planned for November!
So, me and my girl Lulu went to Bingo, well, I should call it 'BINGO BUST'!!!!!!! LMAO!!!
We had such a great time, and didn't win shit! Have of them ol' biddies was dressed up like witches, so I felt right at home....heeehehehehehehehehheheheheeeeehheheheheheheheeeee
Of course, not winnin', I wanted to shove their brooms right up their cornholes!!! LOL All in good fun, of course.... ;)
I'm thinkin' of bringin' Lou and the camera next time and doin' a video segment on that! :)

It's warm and windy and rainy here at the lake, and I feel the Indian Summer comin' back after the frosts we been havin', it's quite beautiful actually.

So comin' up for November, we got a weekly recap News Program, some interestin' commercials, and of course some crazy-ass storylines from my damn life!!!! LOL Stay tuned in and turned on...LOL

Have a Happy Day Ya'all!
XX...Jolean