Good Mornin' Ya'all!!!
Okay, so I had a dream last night that reminded me of sumthin' that happened to me a few years ago.
So, here's the story...
I was livin' in California, and things were very busy for me in my life. It was before I had my last baby, so I was pretty damn skinny...heehee.
Anyhoo, I had a day off from work and was plannin' a little dinner party, but of course I was runnin' around like a cock(rooster pervs!!!) with it's head cut off.
The main dish I was makin' fer my party were homemade meatballs...balls(there goes the horny alarm!!!)
I had them all rolled, placed them in a large Pyrex glass bake pan, and put them in the oven at 375 degrees.
Well, of course I felt rushed, Tex was stinkin' up the bathroom, a coupla of the kids were down at the beach, a couple home holdin' on to my apron strings, so to speak.
The sun was shinin' outside, I had all my windows open, there was a beautiful breeze comin' up off the ocean, the house had so many yummy smells goin' on cuz of everything I was cookin', then the phone started to ring, and I realized I needed to speed up these damn meatballs.
SO, I turned the oven up to 500 degrees, then took them out in about 15 minutes, and I think it took longer cuz I made the balls sooo BIG! LOL
Well, I opened up the oven door, and then with my oven mitt on, I grabbed the glass pan and brought it out.
INSTANTLY, the whole pan completely shattered, falling to the floor, balls and all!!!!
Hence, my fear of glass baking dishes to this day!!!!!
After I cried and through stuff around, I remembered I had a whole table full of liquor. My day started to get better until I can't remember the rest...heehee
Have a Happy Day Ya'all!!!
And I hope ya'all get humped this hump day...LMAO
XX...Jolean
oh man girl i hate droppin my balls! what a waste! well girl your story reminds me of sumtin that happened to me one time but i was always to ashamed to tell anyone. till now cause i can tell you anything girl lol. anyways it was my grandmas 80th birthday party and me and my cousin were catering and hosting it. well i had thrown my back out and it was really giving me fits. We had made this huge elaborately decorated cake and it was stunning. well i ent to get it out of the fridge and the bending over made my back seize up and i dropped the fucking cake frosting side down of course!!! omg i was mortified!! i mean we had 50 people comin and no time to make or buy another damn cake! the only thing we could do is the five second rule on that bitch! so we picked it up, dusted it off, fixed the decorations on it and served it. i know it sounds terrible but nobody died and sometimes a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do right? and what people dont know wont hurt em lol
ReplyDeleteOH MY GOSH YOU ARE GOIN' TO HELL!!! AHAHAHHAHAHA....no, but seriously, that crackles me the f'ing a up girlfriend!!!!! AHAHAHAHAH....hey, there have been many times that rule has come in handy, and thnks fer sharin'!!!! AHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
Deleteoh and no humpty hump this hump day :( hubby said he was to tired! I said "drop the purse strings nancy your startin to sound like a woman!!" Whats strong enuff for a woman but made for a man? the back of my hand ahahahahaha!!!!
ReplyDeleteAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA....LUVIT!!!!!! drop the purse strings nancy...heeeheeeheeeheeeee....oh, i almost peed myself from laughin'....ahahahahhahahahaaaa
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