Well, we got SNOW!!!! And I ain't talkin' bout my Guatemalan powder stash that I ended up with after the break-in at that Chinese crack house prostitution ring I was hidin' out in cuz that's where witness protection put me for some reason, for six months.
So anyhoo, it's snowin' outside, I've got wood in the stove, a big sweater on, cocoa in my coffee, and some whole eggs wrapped in tinfoil in the microwave, and where was I goin' with this?....oh, yeah, it's snowin' outside. Did I mention there's snow on the ground outside???!!!!
Here are some fun facts about snow:
Did you know, Chionophobia is the fear of snow.
All snowflakes have six sides.
An average snowflake is made up of about 180 billion molecules of water.
The average snowflake falls at a speed of about 3.1 miles per hour.
People buy more cakes, cookies, and candies than any other food when a blizzard is in the forecast.
Snow, uh I mean, SO, if you got snow where yer at, you got punked, wait, that don't make sense.
Well, have a Happy Day Ya'all, and enjoy the weather outside today, whatever it may be where you are.
XX...Jolean
I KNOW!!!!!!! RIGHT???!!! LMAO!!!! 2 days ago I was standin' in that water, course, it was as cold as it looks now...heehee!!! I got little ear-muff pasties for them nips!!!! Girl, a witch's titty ain't got nuthin' on me!!!! LMAO!!!!
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ReplyDeleteYeah, do watcha wanna do girl!!! Plus, the more you do it, the better you get!!!
Deleteexactly i needs the practice!!!
Deletethe other day you were talkin bout reality shows, and i swear i think a camera should follow me and hubby around cause we is always funny! here is an example. we are driving home from patty's fart nest (yeah i know girl he has to go there every weekend now) so anyhoo we drive by a beauty parlor called swanqs and the conversation went as follows :
ReplyDeletehubby: " with a name like swanqs thats either a beauty parlor or a porno mag. hey didnt they used to have a porno mag named swanqs?"
me: " i don't know, the only smut mag i ever got was playgirl!"
hubby: " i used to have a big pile of playboy in my younger days."
me: "code word playgirl"
hubby: " No it was playBOY and this boy did play, code word jack off"
HAHA! yep we need a reality show hee hee
AHAHHAHAHAAAAA!!!! Yes you do need yer own reality show girl, that's what I feel like my vids are half the time, dealin' with this thing we call life, and gettin' a good laugh outta it!!! heeheehee.....
Deleteoh yeah i forgot i have a suggestion for ya girl. now this is just a suggestion take it or leave it. you know how the challenges are so popular on youtube like the cinnamon challenge, the chubby bunny challenge, warhead challenge, hot pepper challenge etc etc etc. you know where im going with this. since your superwoman maybe do some challenges girl!!! like i said just a suggestion you dont have to do it just thought i would throw it out there.
ReplyDeleteAwesome! Thanks fer the suggestin' girl! I will have Chad start researchin' that shit on youtube, then we can see what we can come up with... :) Love ya!!!
Deletecheck out glozell cinnamon challenge that is some funny shit.
ReplyDeleteit has like 34 million views can yo believe that shit? she does alot of challenges and it is funny shit. be even funnier if you did it tho.
DeleteHoly Crap!!! That's crazy!!!!!
DeleteGloZell is f'ing HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deleteyeah she is really funny lol
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