Hey Ya'all!!!
Wooo, it feels like fall back here in Maine!!! Overcast and cloudy, much like when I'm hungover...ahahhahahhahahhaaa!!!!
It days like these that I like to take a walk and reflect back on my life, oh never mind, I just got a brain cramp, figures, it'll coincide with my other cramps...SON OF A BITCH!!!!
Have a Happy Day and don't ferget to SMILE!!! :)
XX...Jolean
Wednesday, April 30, 2014
Tuesday, April 29, 2014
Wind Blowin'...
Hey Ya'all!
It's a windy Tuesday here in Maine, and lemme tell ya, I didn't realize and when I stepped outdoors, the neighbors (and kids!!!) got an eye full when my skirt blew right on up, and it's laundry day, so I had no panties on....AHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAAAA
They all screamed and yelled, except the gentlemen, who were startin' to get dollars outta theirs pockets to continue the show! LMFAO!!!!
I hope ya'all have a Happy Day and don't ferget to SMILE!!! :)
XX...Jolean
It's a windy Tuesday here in Maine, and lemme tell ya, I didn't realize and when I stepped outdoors, the neighbors (and kids!!!) got an eye full when my skirt blew right on up, and it's laundry day, so I had no panties on....AHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAAAA
They all screamed and yelled, except the gentlemen, who were startin' to get dollars outta theirs pockets to continue the show! LMFAO!!!!
I hope ya'all have a Happy Day and don't ferget to SMILE!!! :)
XX...Jolean
Monday, April 28, 2014
Cleanin' and a Squattin'...
Hey Ya'all!!!
Boy, have I been busier than a one-legged man in a butt kickin' contest!!! AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA
Packin', movin', dealin' the bullshit that goes along with all that...
Anyhoo, me and the kids are stayin' at Grandma's till the big move down south, and I got's to get back to spring cleanin' her house, the poor dear must be goin' blind, cuz she don't see my cuzin' squattin' on her front porch! BASTARD is gonna get the hose again...heehee
Have a Happy Day Ya'all, and don't ferget to SMILE!
XX...Jolean
Boy, have I been busier than a one-legged man in a butt kickin' contest!!! AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA
Packin', movin', dealin' the bullshit that goes along with all that...
Anyhoo, me and the kids are stayin' at Grandma's till the big move down south, and I got's to get back to spring cleanin' her house, the poor dear must be goin' blind, cuz she don't see my cuzin' squattin' on her front porch! BASTARD is gonna get the hose again...heehee
Have a Happy Day Ya'all, and don't ferget to SMILE!
XX...Jolean
Tuesday, April 15, 2014
69in'...
Hey Ya'all!
So, I asked my Granny Thorton if she ever tried 69. And you know what she told me??? She said no, but she's done 53. That's all the sailors she could screw in one night!!!! AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAAA
I love that old cooter!!!
Have a Happy Day and don't ferget to SMILE!!! :)
XX...Jolean
So, I asked my Granny Thorton if she ever tried 69. And you know what she told me??? She said no, but she's done 53. That's all the sailors she could screw in one night!!!! AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAAA
I love that old cooter!!!
Have a Happy Day and don't ferget to SMILE!!! :)
XX...Jolean
Friday, April 11, 2014
TGIFin'...
TGIF!!!!!
That's all folks!
Have a beautiful weekend ya'all and don't ferget to SMILE!!! :)
I'M GONNA GET LAID CUZ I'M HORNIER THAN A PORCUPINE IN HEAT!!!
XX...Jolean
That's all folks!
Have a beautiful weekend ya'all and don't ferget to SMILE!!! :)
I'M GONNA GET LAID CUZ I'M HORNIER THAN A PORCUPINE IN HEAT!!!
XX...Jolean
Thursday, April 10, 2014
Throwin'...
Hey Ya'all!!!
Busy day in the Thorton household!
Pantyhose, paper plates, toilet paper, and popcorn are bein' strewn about the house.
Now, come up with a story with those items....heehee
Have a Happy Day and don't ferget to SMILE!!! :)
XX...Jolean
Busy day in the Thorton household!
Pantyhose, paper plates, toilet paper, and popcorn are bein' strewn about the house.
Now, come up with a story with those items....heehee
Have a Happy Day and don't ferget to SMILE!!! :)
XX...Jolean
Wednesday, April 9, 2014
Humpin'...
Hey Ya'all!
Happy Mornin' to ya, or actually, Happy Hump Day!!! And if ya think about it, why do they call it hump day? Is it because it's the middle of the week bein' represented by a hump? Why then wouldn't today actually be Happy Top of the Hump Day? Cuz the whole week would be the hump, and today is the top of it, the peak.
Just sayin'...heehee
Have a Happy Top of the Hump Day, and go get laid ya'all, and don't ferget to SMILE! :)
XX...Jolean
Happy Mornin' to ya, or actually, Happy Hump Day!!! And if ya think about it, why do they call it hump day? Is it because it's the middle of the week bein' represented by a hump? Why then wouldn't today actually be Happy Top of the Hump Day? Cuz the whole week would be the hump, and today is the top of it, the peak.
Just sayin'...heehee
Have a Happy Top of the Hump Day, and go get laid ya'all, and don't ferget to SMILE! :)
XX...Jolean
Tuesday, April 8, 2014
Scrubbin'...
Mornin' Ya'all!!!
What a fantastical week it is gonna be! Why? I don't know. Just believe in magic ya bastards!!!! ahahahhahahahaaa
Sometimes yer the windshield, sometimes yer the bug, sometimes yer the 6 foot rotating scrub brush in the automatic car wash that washes all the shit off!!!!
Have a Happy Day and don't ferget to SMILE!!! :)
XX...Jolean
What a fantastical week it is gonna be! Why? I don't know. Just believe in magic ya bastards!!!! ahahahhahahahaaa
Sometimes yer the windshield, sometimes yer the bug, sometimes yer the 6 foot rotating scrub brush in the automatic car wash that washes all the shit off!!!!
Have a Happy Day and don't ferget to SMILE!!! :)
XX...Jolean
Monday, April 7, 2014
Mexicanin'....
Hey ya'all!
My good Hispanish friend Mo told me a joke...heehee
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
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Bean Dip!
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAA
Have a Happy Day and don't ferget to SMILE! :)
XX...Jolean
My good Hispanish friend Mo told me a joke...heehee
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
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Bean Dip!
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAA
Have a Happy Day and don't ferget to SMILE! :)
XX...Jolean
Friday, April 4, 2014
Sickin'...
Mornin' Ya'all!
My ears are clogged, and I feel like shit! Time for some chicken broth and whiskey!!! So it starts gettin' nice outside and I am gettin' sick???!!! REALLY???!!! First Jack Frost could kiss my cornhole, now Mother Nature can kiss my cornhole!!!! Bastards!!!
Have a Happy Day Ya'all, and don't ferget to SMILE!!! :) (whatever!!!)
XX...Jolean
My ears are clogged, and I feel like shit! Time for some chicken broth and whiskey!!! So it starts gettin' nice outside and I am gettin' sick???!!! REALLY???!!! First Jack Frost could kiss my cornhole, now Mother Nature can kiss my cornhole!!!! Bastards!!!
Have a Happy Day Ya'all, and don't ferget to SMILE!!! :) (whatever!!!)
XX...Jolean
Thursday, April 3, 2014
Naked Birthdayin'...
Hey Ya'all!
Happy Thursday to each and every one of ya!
Well, it's my twin girls', Hoho and Lolo's birthday today. They are 14, or 15, I can't remember. All I remember is that beautiful feeling of bein' doped up fer 2 DAYS, CUZ THAT'S HOW LONG I WAS IN LABOR WITH THEM!!!! Oh, but it was sweeter than an acid trip ya'all, cuz my girlfriend Mary G. was the nurse and kept uppin' my dosage, she was my best friend...heehee.
Anyhoo, I thought I'd surprise my 2 girls this mornin' with some breakfast in bed, cuz they don't have to go to school. I always told my kids, on their birthdays they can stay home from school. It's a thing...heehee
So, I made them their favorite, Peanut Butter and Jelly Omelets, you have to try it to believe it. I had everything on a tray, went up to their room and swung open the door and yelled 'Happy Birthday Bitches!!!'
And they was buck naked on the floor with four boys, who was also buck naked!!!! I screamed and yelled and started throwin' bodies around, JolZilla struck fuckin' town!!!!!!
Well, they was all off to school within 20 minutes, except that one boy Jibber, cuz I know his mama, and I wanted to talk with him and find out what the hell. Well, he's also 6 feet tall and built like a brick shit house, for a young man of 16. The rest I can't talk about legally, but needless to say, everyone had a surprise this day! ;)
Have a Happy Day Ya'all and don't ferget to SMILE!!! :)
XX...Jolean
Happy Thursday to each and every one of ya!
Well, it's my twin girls', Hoho and Lolo's birthday today. They are 14, or 15, I can't remember. All I remember is that beautiful feeling of bein' doped up fer 2 DAYS, CUZ THAT'S HOW LONG I WAS IN LABOR WITH THEM!!!! Oh, but it was sweeter than an acid trip ya'all, cuz my girlfriend Mary G. was the nurse and kept uppin' my dosage, she was my best friend...heehee.
Anyhoo, I thought I'd surprise my 2 girls this mornin' with some breakfast in bed, cuz they don't have to go to school. I always told my kids, on their birthdays they can stay home from school. It's a thing...heehee
So, I made them their favorite, Peanut Butter and Jelly Omelets, you have to try it to believe it. I had everything on a tray, went up to their room and swung open the door and yelled 'Happy Birthday Bitches!!!'
And they was buck naked on the floor with four boys, who was also buck naked!!!! I screamed and yelled and started throwin' bodies around, JolZilla struck fuckin' town!!!!!!
Well, they was all off to school within 20 minutes, except that one boy Jibber, cuz I know his mama, and I wanted to talk with him and find out what the hell. Well, he's also 6 feet tall and built like a brick shit house, for a young man of 16. The rest I can't talk about legally, but needless to say, everyone had a surprise this day! ;)
Have a Happy Day Ya'all and don't ferget to SMILE!!! :)
XX...Jolean
Wednesday, April 2, 2014
Paradise Meltin'....
Happy Hump Day to Ya'all! :)
Well, it's another day in a meltin' paradise, heehee. This weather is amazin', and the snow is just goin' goin' goin'....
All I've got fer ya today is a joke:
What is a plumber's favorite summer footwear?
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CLOGS!!! AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA
Have a Happy Day and don't ferget to SMILE!!! :)
XX...Jolean
Well, it's another day in a meltin' paradise, heehee. This weather is amazin', and the snow is just goin' goin' goin'....
All I've got fer ya today is a joke:
What is a plumber's favorite summer footwear?
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CLOGS!!! AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA
Have a Happy Day and don't ferget to SMILE!!! :)
XX...Jolean
Tuesday, April 1, 2014
Pukin' and Laughin'...
Happy Spring Day to Ya'all!
Okay, so have ya'all seen that movie 'The Heat' with Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy? It is one of the funniest freakin' movies I have EVER seen!!! I love that chubby McCarthy chick, she ALWAYS makes me laugh my ass off. And I was laughin' so hard at this movie, I started chokin', and then my kids started laughin'!!! Bastards!!! Then I started laughin' again when we was watchin' the 'Exorcist' after that. We had had chili fer dinner, and I snuck in the kitchen right before the vomit scene, knocked down a raw egg, went back out to the livin' room and projectile vomited all over them!!! AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAA
Have a Happy Day and don't ferget to SMILE!!! :)
XX...Jolean
Okay, so have ya'all seen that movie 'The Heat' with Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy? It is one of the funniest freakin' movies I have EVER seen!!! I love that chubby McCarthy chick, she ALWAYS makes me laugh my ass off. And I was laughin' so hard at this movie, I started chokin', and then my kids started laughin'!!! Bastards!!! Then I started laughin' again when we was watchin' the 'Exorcist' after that. We had had chili fer dinner, and I snuck in the kitchen right before the vomit scene, knocked down a raw egg, went back out to the livin' room and projectile vomited all over them!!! AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAA
Have a Happy Day and don't ferget to SMILE!!! :)
XX...Jolean
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