Hey Ya'all!!!
Busy day in the Thorton household!
Pantyhose, paper plates, toilet paper, and popcorn are bein' strewn about the house.
Now, come up with a story with those items....heehee
Have a Happy Day and don't ferget to SMILE!!! :)
XX...Jolean
oh girl it takes me back to the time on halloween when i dressed hubby up as a tampon and i went as a hairy cooter. before the big halloween party i was getting us ready trying to wrap the toilet around my hubby so he could go as a big six foot three mammoth tampon lol.
ReplyDeleteSo anyhoo the damn bastard is so hairy all his body hair is sticking out of the damn toilet paper!! And i didnt want people gettin the wrong idea thinkin me and mr tampon had been messin around even before the party began so i had to come up with sumthin! so i dug out a pair of my pantyhose thinkin that if he had some pantyhose on it would hold all that hair in!
so seeing him wiggle his big booty into those panty hose was funny. but it took forever!! so while he was doing that i made myself some popcorn and was watching and laughing while he was doing that.finally n hour later he had the pantyhose on then i had to fashion another pair of pantyhose for the top part of his body. SON OF A BITCH!! took him another hour to get tht on! and they say woman take forever to get ready! hmph!!
finally three hours later we are off to the party. you know the part where everyone thought he was a mummy and i had to squirt the ketchup all over him so people would get the freakin clue. which they didnt!!! they just thought he was a bloody mummy. SON OF A BITCH!! all that work on a costume for him and people didnt even know what the hell he was!!
so i was feeling kind of down about that until he won the contest for best mummy costume. i had to laugh. well so anyways we was dancin the night away but he was stinkin so bad cause of his ketchup that started to go bad cause of the hot strobe lights, plus he had gas from some chili he had at the party so he started to smell like a tampon that had been stuck up the wrong end!!! yuck!!
so i go sit down real quick to getaway from him and he is wrapped up so tight the toilet paper is covering his eyes and he cant see where i went! he is yelling for me and trying to feel his way to see where he is going. people started gathering around cause they thought he was doing a really good zombie impression. ugh!
so he trips over some little kid, laid the kid right out, and ends up falling into one of those folding chairs. the chair falls in on him and he ends up on the ground. well apparently someone had left a paper plate full of food on that folding chair cause when hubby got up he had a paper plate stuck to his cornhole!!! ahahaha!!!
dont ask me how we ended up putting our costumes to the test that night!! what with him smellin like rotten tomatoes and chili farts. i think the dayquil and scotch cocktails we had at the party helped alot with that. or maybe it was because his chili farts and the ketchup had the smell of garlic to them and mama got horny!!! you know how i love my garlic girl!!
but anyways after hubby found the right hole to stick the tampon into it was a great end to a weird halloween night!!
i meant toilet paper not toilet btw!! i wasnt trying to wrap the toilet around him!!!
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