Hey Ya'all!
Happy Thursday to each and every one of ya!
Well, it's my twin girls', Hoho and Lolo's birthday today. They are 14, or 15, I can't remember. All I remember is that beautiful feeling of bein' doped up fer 2 DAYS, CUZ THAT'S HOW LONG I WAS IN LABOR WITH THEM!!!! Oh, but it was sweeter than an acid trip ya'all, cuz my girlfriend Mary G. was the nurse and kept uppin' my dosage, she was my best friend...heehee.
Anyhoo, I thought I'd surprise my 2 girls this mornin' with some breakfast in bed, cuz they don't have to go to school. I always told my kids, on their birthdays they can stay home from school. It's a thing...heehee
So, I made them their favorite, Peanut Butter and Jelly Omelets, you have to try it to believe it. I had everything on a tray, went up to their room and swung open the door and yelled 'Happy Birthday Bitches!!!'
And they was buck naked on the floor with four boys, who was also buck naked!!!! I screamed and yelled and started throwin' bodies around, JolZilla struck fuckin' town!!!!!!
Well, they was all off to school within 20 minutes, except that one boy Jibber, cuz I know his mama, and I wanted to talk with him and find out what the hell. Well, he's also 6 feet tall and built like a brick shit house, for a young man of 16. The rest I can't talk about legally, but needless to say, everyone had a surprise this day! ;)
Have a Happy Day Ya'all and don't ferget to SMILE!!! :)
XX...Jolean
JOZILLA!! hee hee yay you got some action and prolly showed that boy a thing or two. Them damn horny teenagers atleast they is good fer sumthin!!!
ReplyDeleteOk well now I can tell ya's my funny movin story. I couldnt last night cause I was drained girl!!
ok so the other day hubby and Joel (child) come home and say they were takin a load of garbage to the dump. Hubby tells me that whatever I think is garbage to load it into the back of the truck. so i start grabbin things with hubby following close behind sayin "Are you really gonna get rid of that?" to everything i was takin out!!
So in one of the bedrooms there was a futon with a printer on it and a little 5 dollar cheap ass throw blanket underneath it. I told hubby i was gonna donate the blanket to charity since we have to many blankets already.
Pack rat that he is he goes into a fit and says we cant get rid of that blanket its a good blanket!!
So he rips the blanket out from under the printer, the printer falls on the floor right onto a very expensive thousand dollar vase that his father got his mother while he was in china in the service many years ago. i sat there with my mouth open in shock. i was like "are you fucking crazy? you just broke a thousand dollar vase to save a five dollar blanket?"
I had to walk away girl or else i woulda make JOZILLA look like a care bear!!!
So i continue workin and everytime i load somethin out to the truck i see my dear sweet hubby hauling it back in the house. son of a fucking bitch!!!!
So after the millionth time of hearing rob say "are you really getting rid of this?" i told him that if i had a quarter for everytime i heard him say that i wouldnt need to enter the publishers clearinghouse sweepstakes!!
So towards the end of the day i come across a really old cable box from the 80's and was about to toss it when rob said his usual. So i said to him "why would you want to keep an old cable box?"
And he says yeah your right toss it. i was so proud of him i went over and gave him a big hug. I said "I'm proud of you baby one small step for rob one huge step for clutter kind!" lol
so anyways that was one funny moving story i am sure there will be more. how is your move going?
Wowzers girl!!! LMAO!!!! Yer poor ol' pack rat husband, God bless him. And I can't believe that about the vase!!!!! That there is a sign, throw out or donate. There is a saying of if you don't use something in 2 years, then get rid of it cuz someone else needs it. And you can google that, it's out there somewhere, just not sure of the exact saying. Packing is going good, getting rid of a lot of shit here too, thank goodness I ain't got no one to back track me....get it done while the kids are in school, and Tex is off to God knows where .....heehee. Anyhoo yeah, Chad is gettin' good at just throwin' shit out ie: donating a lot of stuff to the local What Not Shop(a fundraising thrift store). He went through a flood here in the spring that ruined a lot of stuff in storage, PLUS, after the drought and rain/floods in California, all our shit out there was destroyed. Thousands of pics, costumes, clothes, nick nacks, crystal collection, you name it. Well also people pillaged it as well, so FUCK IT!!!! It's got to the point with me and Chad that material things don't matter, and if we don't make the decision, it's gettin' made fer us!!!! God works in mysterious ways, as you are well aware. So ya just gotta go with it. End of story. :) But we are all happy and HOING OUT, as they say back here. I hope yer move goes good, I know how tough it can be girl. So, we're gonna stay with a friend fer a few months and then prolly movin' South, workin' an that right now. I'll let ya know the deets later. Have a restful evenin' and be happy. xxJolean
DeleteOHHHHHHH, AND I FINALLY GOT TO THE MAIL TODAY!!!! (it's been a coupla weeks) THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU fer the Chocolate covered Potato Chips (which me and Lulu snacked on at Bingo tonight..heehee...yummerz!!!) and the BIG DICK'S HOT SAUCE!!!!! Can't wait to try that!!!! :) Chicks Love 'Big Dicks!' AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA You are such a sweetheart!!!! THANK YOU!!!! Love ya girl!!!!! You made my week!!!!!
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