Mornin' Ya'all!!!
Just thought I'd do a lil' post before the gorgeous weekend!!!!!!!
Here are some Joleaner Rules to Remember for the summer:
1. If ya are outta sunblock, use Crisco, spread that shit on good, cuz it'll crisp ya right up!
2. Whenever you are ready for luvin' in the sand with yer partner, use a blanket, I'm still pickin' sand outta my cooter and cornhole from last summer!!!!!
3. If yer kids are startin' to act up at the beach, pool, lake, or whatever, make sure to bring naked baby pics of them in yer purse, that always shuts them right the hell up! Or ya can always pull off yer top 'accidentally'...heehee
4. If it's warm enough to swim, it's warm enough to piss in the water, and if ya gotta go #2, just be kindly and make sure i'm not downstream!
I hope ya'all have a Happy Day, and don't ferget to SMILE!!!! :)
XXX...Jolean
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