Mornin' Ya'all!!!
Well, I am happy to report I ain't pregnant, again! LMAO Good ol' Aunt Flow is in town, and everyone better get on their life jackets and call 911!!!! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAAA
Oh goodness, when that crimson surf is ridin' high, I am the Queen of the Board!!!!!!!
I've got enough family and kids and enough bullshit, so I don't need another brat runnin' around, Son of A Bitch!!!
So everyone just better watch out and find shelter and wait out the storm, cuz i'm gonna go get me chocolates and tea and put on my stories....
I hope ya'all have a Happy Day, and don't ferget to SMILE!!!
XXX...Jolean :)
omg girl I completel hear ya! I just got off mine and they reall suck. puttin on ten pounds of water (and twinkie) weight, staining up yer dainties with that crimson tide. I feel like the seven dwarfs up in here bitchy, happy, naggy, psycho. crazy, nympho, and emotional!! There is alot of crying, anger, bitching, and hiding under the bed and that's just hubby so you can only imagine what i go through! what helps me alot is grabbing a vodka tonic and watching man bashing lesbian comics on netflix. seems to dull my hatred a bit during that time of month. better to laugh at those dumb men than to kill them, or so say the cops anyways! feel better dear, take some midol. love ya! <3 <3 <3
ReplyDeleteAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAA....good to know sweetie! heehee. And the tide will pass and go out soon.... love ya! xoxox
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