Hey ya'all!!!
Happy Monday!!! Oooooooh, fall is already here, my bones are already achin' and creakin' with that damn chilly weather, of course, it's also a sign of HALLOWEEN!!!!!!! WOOOOWOOOOO!!!!!
I tell ya, I rattled pots and pans, and fired off a gun, to get the kids up yesterday! They was so scared and confused and cussin', actin' like I got'm up fer church or sumthin'...ahahhahahahahhahahahaaa......
But no, this sweet mama had cocoa and brandy ready fer a day of Halloween house decoratin'!!!!!
Oh what a blast we had, from what I can remember...lol. And this year, I ain't puttin' any decorations out on the lawn, cuz last year, everyone who I stole decorations from, must've stolen them bitches back....SON OF A BITCH!!!
Anyhoo, I hope ya'all enjoy the leaves turnin' color(see, I'm no racist...heehee), the chilly nights with warm(alcoholic) drinks, and snugglin' up with, well, I need to find someone/something to do that with, but until then, HAPPY EARLY HALLOWEEN SEASON YA'ALL!!!!
and, yes, we will definitely have some new Halloween vids fer ya comin' in October!!!!!!
Have a Happy Day and don't ferget to SMILE!!! :)
XXX...Jolean
i know what you mean. mine never really popped just oozed a little. those things smell like rotten chicken yuck but oh the relief when the finally blow! its like an orgasm and a good bowl fart wrapped into one! its incredible! well next weekend we are heading to centralia for a family reunion on my moms side. should be interesting. havent seen my mom in a year. gonna try to get her to do a cooking show with me! she is gonna claim to be camera shy but i will tell her she wasnt camera shy when i found a porno of her gang bangin the football team when she was in high school! talk about childhood traumas. we all have them. and yes i needs my car! i have a car story to tell ya too!
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh, well good luck with yer mom and the family. that will be awesome to see her on camera!!! with you cookin', not with the football team, well, maybe when tex gets outta prison we can rent it on vhs or sumthin'....lol and i can't wait to hear the car story....lol
Deletei need some nice chicken noodle soup the homemade kind not the canned salt lick kind!
ReplyDeleteI hear ya girl, that's why whenever i make a batch, I freeze it, so when i ain't feelin' good, and the canned stuff just won't cut it(like cheese and farts...lol), I know I gots my backup! so i guess i just gotta share some healin' thoughts and mental homemade chicken soup for ya! sending....now! can ya smell it? not the cheese or farts, but the soup....lol
Deletejust smell the farts! lol well this aint the car story but we redid the carburator and it was running like a champ, then hubby broke down in it so he is back using my car toda son of a bitch. good thing im sick today and dont feel like goin anywhere. after coming back from the bathroom after pukin my guts out hubby asks so are you goin to curves today? what the fuck? im like yeah baby the old ladies would love to have me ralping on them while they are trying to workout. good grief what a question! lol
DeleteLMFAO!!!! boys...ahahhahahhahahaaa
Deleteoh, poor thang! I hope ya feel better soon sweetie! yeah, i had the runnin' squirts yesterday, but gone today! lol
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