Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Joke of the Hump Day...

Happy Hump Day ya'all!!! :)

It's Joke of the Day time....woowoo!!!!

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What kind of bees make milk?

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Boobies!!!!! AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA!!!!!

Have a Happy Day and don't ferget to SMILE!!! :)
XXX...Jolean

8 comments:

  1. Ok girl well we is gonna play a little game. I am gonna tell you what I bought and yer gonna tell me what I spent ok? Sound good? It does to me too so let's go.

    I bought a bottle of 100 tylenol, 2 packages of halls cough drops (robbie is sick and I am next!) a package of airborne, a bottle of vitamin c, a bag of 8 red bell peppers, 6 energy drinks, a case of diet coke, 4 pounds of asparagus, 2= 4 packs of activia yogurt, a container of strawberries, 2 containers of blueberries, a bunch of bananas,
    2 pounds of butterball turkey lunchmeat, a container of cottage cheese with pineapple, a nice ice cream scoop, a coin counter jar that counts the coins for you,
    a jar of best foods balsalmic mayo (not that miracle whipped shit), a pair of addidas shorts for rob (to replace the ones that he keeps wearing despite the big hole in the ass) 2 himalayan sea salt shakers, 2 boxes of special k chocolate covered pretzels, 3 containers of diamond brand nuts, 4 cans of chicken broth, 4 packages of ball park turkey patties, a set of fall leaf dishes that contained a huge serving platter, 2 dinner plates, 2 glasses, 2 smaller plates. a can of thai chicken noodle soup. I think that may be it. Ok now you have to guess what I paid.

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  2. oh and four medium size containers of ocean spray apple juice.

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    1. You were close 100 smackers only! spent 100 and saved 100 according to the reciept hot damn I love grocery outlet!!!

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    2. Holy Crapaminzoli!!!!!! THAT is freakin' awesome girl!!!! Unbelievable! LOL And THANK YOU, I gots my zombie t-shirt today!!!!! WOOWOO!!!! One of my kids was tryin' to snatch it from me dammit! I'm gonna have to wear it when we film this weekend!!!! :) Love you girl! xoxo

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    3. hope it fits girl!!! With the way sizes are so funky and differs from manufacturers!! WHOO WHOO! U is the official zombie hunter after all!!!

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    4. It's like a badge of honor! ;) xx

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  3. LMAO...confused and horny....LOL

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