Cold Sunnin'...

Hey Ya'all!!!

Hope yer havin' a super awesome week so far! It is colder than a witch's tittie here, below zero!!!! And why am I still here not learnin' my lesson????!!!! I need the sun, and beaches, and sum hot stud servin' me COCKtails!!!!!!! ahahahahahahhahaahhahaaaa

Have a Happy Day and don't ferget to SMILE!!!!!! :)
XXX...Jolean

Xmas Cleanin'....

Hey Ya'all!!!

Christmas over, messes cleaned up, now just waitin' fer my champagne New Year, or wine, or tub full of scotch!!!! heehee
Now let's see if I can get them damn kids to get the christmas lights down before summer, or we're gonna have to have another Christmas in July party, minus the dried out 7 month old christmas tree...heehee, that bitch is fer the bonfire!!!!!! ahahhahahahahaa

Have a Happy Day and dont ferget to SMILE!!! :)
XXX...Jolean

Stick Handlin'...

Hey ya'all!!!

Day after the Christmas, and the kids are still moppin' up the floors!!!! heehee
Let's just say I tried ti surprise them all with a bubble party, AND SHIT GOT REAL!!!!! LMAO
Everyone had fun, especially Old Man Tillman in his wheelchair, well, the kids had fun with him, he's still in ICU...no charges were pressed...heehee...he's a horny bastard!!!! Let's just say he was grabbin' for the wrong remote control stick for his chair!!!!!!!!!! ahahhahahahahahahhahaaaa

Have a Happy Day, and don't ferget to SMILE!!!!!
XXX...Jolean

Holiday Whorin'....

Hey ya'all!

Busy ass day here with the Holidays and work!!!! How many people don't cook for Christmas Eve and order out??? A FREAKIN' LOT OF THEM!!!! LOL
I was makin' pizzas like a drunken hooker in Tiajuana when the sailors are in town, and I ain't even talkin' bout the donkey show!!! ahahahhahahhahahhahahahaa

I hope ya'all have a safe and Happy Evenin' and don't ferget to SMILE!!!!
XXX...Jolean

Prankin'....

Hey ya'all!!!!

Okay, funny story fer ya!
Sooo, I'm at work today, i cook and cashier at the local store, and I'm workin' with my manager who's an even bigger jokester than this lil' lady, and an even bigger flirt...heeee
Anyhoo, i'm slicin' up green peppers, then get a rush of customers.
Well. I go back to my green peppers bout a half hour later, and I had one sliced in half waitin' fer me. I got to start cuttin' it up when I notice something black inside of it, figurin' it was just startin' to rot from the inside or sumthin'. Than I cut it, and thought it was large ra poops, then I pick it up and look inside noticin' slice black olives inside....TOTALLY CONFUSED AND AMAMZED, I started yellin' to my manager, 'you gotta look at this, I can't believe it!!!!! What the fuck???!!! So I pick it up and start walkin' over to himsayin' 'how do sliced balck olives grow inside of a green pepper???!!!'
After realization hits me as I say it, feelin' completely stupid!!!!!!
he was laughin' his ass off cuz he put them in there amongst all the busy!!!!
SON OF A BITCH!!!! I threw that fucker at him and told that little elf bastard to go fuck himself, as I'm laughin' my ass off as well!
I haven't been gotten that good in a long time, my kids try and try, but he did it!!!!
A TOTAL BLONDE MOMENT!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope ya'all have a Happy Day and don't ferget to SMILE!!!!
(wait till I get revenge, OR, play that same prank on someone else, although I'm sure it's already the talk of the town in this litl' ol' 600 person one horse town...SOB)
XXX...Jolean :)

Holiday Shoppin'....

Happy Freakin' Holidays Ya'all!!!!!

I am proud to say I've almost, ALMOST, completed my Christmas shoppin', and boy what a pain in the ass it can be, once again, dealin' with the public out in them stores!!!! All the dirty, sweaty, hackin' and gackin', and childrens screamin'....SON OF A BITCH!!!!
But I meddled through and survived!!!!!
Now I'm ready fer my Calgon bath and liquor!!!!1 aahahahahhahahhahahahaaa

I hope ya'all are havin' a Happy Day, and don't ferget to SMILE!!!1 :)
XXX...Jolean