Hey ya'all!!!
Day after the Christmas, and the kids are still moppin' up the floors!!!! heehee
Let's just say I tried ti surprise them all with a bubble party, AND SHIT GOT REAL!!!!! LMAO
Everyone had fun, especially Old Man Tillman in his wheelchair, well, the kids had fun with him, he's still in ICU...no charges were pressed...heehee...he's a horny bastard!!!! Let's just say he was grabbin' for the wrong remote control stick for his chair!!!!!!!!!! ahahhahahahahahahhahaaaa
Have a Happy Day, and don't ferget to SMILE!!!!!
XXX...Jolean
HEE HEE way to stick it! lol
ReplyDeleteWell i am finally getting around to telling my Christmas story. The holidays are so busy, and I been gettin busy to since hubby had a four day vacation whoo whoo!! Spiked the old mans eggnog with some viagra so we could stick it too!! haha
well hubby wanted to throw a little holiday party a week before Christmas and I was busy cleanin and cookin and I felt really proud of my accomplishments. So proud that i figured hell might as well cut heidis nails while I'm on a roll and get that job done.
So i grabbed the doggy nail clippers and away i went. everything was going great till we got to the second to last nail on her back foot. She twitched and the movement caused me to cut down to far on her nail and i got the quick girl!
and those things bleed like a son of a bitch! i didnt have a towel handy so i wrapped her back foot up in my shirt and applied pressure but it was still bleeding like a stuck pig!
so i ran to the kitchen with heidi and tried to find baking soda cause it is supposed to stop a dogs nail from bleeding. couldnt find it! so i grabbed the bag of flour and sat down with heidi on the kitchen floor to apply it. im grabbin into the sack for more and more flour with my hands. i had flour from hell to breakfast girl!
flour all over me, the floor. flour mixed with blood. my hands were caked up from the hands to the elbows with dried bloody flour. it was disgusting! And of course everytime i put more flour on her foot she would be trying to lick it up so i kept having to reapply.
rob came home with 4 guests and he is calling out for me and he found me on the kitchen floor full of blood and flour. the damn dog is all red and white so am i and everything else within ten feet of us. i had to go greet the guests looking like a red hot bloody mess before i excused myself to shower and change clothes.
that was my bloody christmas story. well that and the period but i wont go there!!
never a dull moment.....
Holy Crapperz Girl!!!! When you duit, you go to the extreme!!!!!! I was always afraid of cuttin' the cats claws because of that, cuz I was told long ago at the humane society that they could bleed to death, so of course i'm terrified every time I duit!!!! LOL Is Heidi duin' okay???? Are you okay???? LOL Damn, well how was yer party...and good fer you and viagra and the stickin'!!! ahaahhahahahahahahahahahahaa
DeleteWe survived girl!! lol
ReplyDeleteGood!!!! LOL
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