Prankin'....

Hey ya'all!!!!

Okay, funny story fer ya!
Sooo, I'm at work today, i cook and cashier at the local store, and I'm workin' with my manager who's an even bigger jokester than this lil' lady, and an even bigger flirt...heeee
Anyhoo, i'm slicin' up green peppers, then get a rush of customers.
Well. I go back to my green peppers bout a half hour later, and I had one sliced in half waitin' fer me. I got to start cuttin' it up when I notice something black inside of it, figurin' it was just startin' to rot from the inside or sumthin'. Than I cut it, and thought it was large ra poops, then I pick it up and look inside noticin' slice black olives inside....TOTALLY CONFUSED AND AMAMZED, I started yellin' to my manager, 'you gotta look at this, I can't believe it!!!!! What the fuck???!!! So I pick it up and start walkin' over to himsayin' 'how do sliced balck olives grow inside of a green pepper???!!!'
After realization hits me as I say it, feelin' completely stupid!!!!!!
he was laughin' his ass off cuz he put them in there amongst all the busy!!!!
SON OF A BITCH!!!! I threw that fucker at him and told that little elf bastard to go fuck himself, as I'm laughin' my ass off as well!
I haven't been gotten that good in a long time, my kids try and try, but he did it!!!!
A TOTAL BLONDE MOMENT!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope ya'all have a Happy Day and don't ferget to SMILE!!!!
(wait till I get revenge, OR, play that same prank on someone else, although I'm sure it's already the talk of the town in this litl' ol' 600 person one horse town...SOB)
XXX...Jolean :)