Hey Ya'all!!!
So me and my girl Bextra-Ann went fer a little hike yesterday in this little hell-hole we both grew up in....I mean, this quaint little hell-hole...heehee
Anyhoo, there is a trail in the woods that goes up a mountain next to the river, and it has waterfalls and moose shit clumps, the whole Maine Wilderness experience. And it's also a very popular trail that a lot of hikers like to use.
So, we was enjoyin' our day, walkin', hikin', drinkin', yellin' at squirrels, huggin' trees, pissin' in bushes, you know the drill...heehee
Well, we get to the top and guess what the hell they built up there???? AN OUTHOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!! In the middle of the damn forest!!!!! And it had a broom in it too!!!!!
WHAT THE HELL IS NEXT, A TACO STAND????!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
I hope ya'all have a Happy Day and don't ferget to SMILE!!! :)
XX...Jolean
taco stand might be nice! just eat it near the outhouse for when the mexican shits hits ya!
ReplyDeleteanyhoo I call this entry first gym experience, aka hell day!!
Well girl you inspired me to join a gym so screw you!! lol
I joined curves which is a gym for the ladies. it is a 30 minute circuit deal they have you do. it is a bunch of work out machines in a circle and you do 30 seconds on each machine then you move on to the next one. you go around the circle twice equaling a 30 minute work out working every muscle group.
So i walk in there this morning at 6 a.m. to get a workout in before hubby and i go to work. it was full of a bunch of 60 and 70 year olds so i figure i got this. the workout starts and i am goin strong. but after goin around the circle once i start burning out! those 60 and 70 year olds were showing me up!! i did feel somewhat redeemed that one lady in there was about 100 and she couldnt even get on the machines so she was just kind of walking in circles. the instructor kept telling her "no mae get on the machine" but the lady didnt hear her.
so on the one hand i wasnt the worst one in there, but on the other hand its sad that the only one i am beating is the oldest one there and i am the youngest one there. son of a bitch!! so i get through the workout but during the cool down stretches i start feeling super nauseous and had to sit down and drink some water. curves kicked my ass! and i go back in there tomorrow morning. damn i am outta shape!!
Congrats to you girl!!!! WOOWOO!!!!!! I am so proud of you!!!!! And yeah, I can't do the gym thing, I deal with enough of them ol' biddies at Bingo!!!! LMAO Poor Mae, walkin' in circles...heehee God bless her! LOL
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