Mornin' Ya'all!
Okay, so I went hikin' with my girls Lulu and Bextra-Ann, and lemme tell ya, Holy Rollin' Crappers on Cream Cheese stuck in the Shag Carpet!!!!! LMAO We all got sunburn, sunstroke, windburn, tick attacks, but at least we was bein' active and gettin' some exercise, right? HELLLLLL NOOOOOOO!!!! Not thatta way ya'all!!!
I can barely move, my kids keep pressin' their damn hands on my red skin to make prints, little bastards!!!! ahahahhahahahaa
But, havin' cocktails, and shots, and more cocktails on top of the mountain, then passin' out (hopefully not in a wild lesbian orgy knot, cuz I don't remember, and we do that sometimes...heehee, only when we're drunk.....) and wakin' up to a damn bird shittin' on my leg!!!
I hope ya'all have a Happy Day and don't ferget to SMILE!!! :)
XX..Jolean
Do I even want to know how you got cream cheese stuck in your shag carpet?? You crazy lesbo's!!! Well if you want I got a coupon .for 50% off a brazillian wax. that should take care of yer shag carpet! just rip that sucker up and start anew hee hee!!
ReplyDeleteOooooh, get that hardwood floor underneath ALLL SHINY!!!!! LMFAO
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