Hey Ya'all!!!
So, guess what?! Well, ya'all gotta guess before I tell ya! AHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAAAAA
Well, my Aunt Lerlean came for a visit, and holy high hell on wheels that she can be stickier than an armful of porcupines!!! Her and Uncle Vinnie had one of their spats, so she drove over here from the trailer park, with a flat tire, a busted out windshield, and blowin' smoke everywhere!!! Cryin' and yellin' and holdin' a baseball bat with what I thought was blood. She missed him in the kitchen and smashed some strawberry preserves! ahahahhahahahhahah....heehee
So, I was tryin' to calm her down holdin' a gun on her and not lettin' her in the house til she dropped the damn bat! Right???!!!
Well, I still go through that kinda shit with my ex Tex, so I ain't got much to look forward to in the future I guess, SON OF A BITCH!!!!!
But, I'll tell ya, 9.5 times outta 10, there ain't anything a bottle of Mr. Jack Daniels don't cure, unless he's the reason it all started.
Well, me and her ended up butt naked in the lake, dodging water moccasins, and drunk off our asses....whoooowheee...what fun!
We all sobered up in the mornin' and life is as sweet as pecan pie with whip cream on top right now!
Have a Happy Day and don't ferget to SMILE ya'all!!!!
XXX...Jolean
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