Hey ya'all!!!
Well, the kids are still gone fer a few weeks at camp, CAMP LITTLE BASTARDS!!! AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
With that bein' said, I'm stuck doin' the yard work.
So, I borrowed my friend Lulu's lawn mower since mine broke. Well, it's a push mower, but i didn't realize what kind of push mower, it's like super charged.
I got it started, and went to push the level for the blade, well there is another damn lever on there that's powers it to go!!! Not realizin' this, I pushed both levers and off the damn mower went with my upper body, I slipped, hit my damn head on the handle bar, my rhinestone flip-flop went flyin', and the mower ran it over, spewin' rhinestones and foam all over the yard, with me cryin', not because I was bleedin', cuz the damn mower ate my favorite flip-flops!!!! SON OF A BITCH!!!
Have a Happy Day, and don't ferget to SMILE!!! :)
XXX...Jolean :)
oh girl next time you might want to stick with a super charged vibrator! you might still hit your head and lose a thong, but atleast you'll be having more fun!;)
ReplyDeleteYou said it exactly....ahahhahahahahhaaaaa....thanks fer the tip girl... ;)
Deleteok here is my special honey boo boo story hee hee. ok well as you know i have had that boil right on my ass and it hurts like a son of a bitch and it doesnt want to pop. the slightest touch and i am in agony. i have went to curves the last 3 days tho and have just been suffering through the pain. well anyhoo hubby and i were in grocery outlet yesterday and for some reason hubby likes to smack my ass in public, dont ask me why he just does. so we are shopping and he givesme a big ol smack right in the ass and the pain was overwhelming cause it was right on that boil. i screamed and when i looked at him he had this look like omgi forgot about the boil im so sorry! well my natural reaction was to punch him right in the bread basket lol. i should have drop kicked himin the old nut basket tho cause that freakin hurt! i said why did you do that? he was like im sorry i forgot! and that didnt even pop it! plus i had to go around in pain the rest of the day cause hubby is a tard. son of a bitch girl what we have to put up with from our men! geesh!
ReplyDeleteFirst of all, congrats on still goin' to curves girl, GOOD FOR YOU!!! And son of a bitch is right, you shoulda smacked him in the ol' nut patch, see how he likes his to deal with pain the rest of the day!!! AHAHHAHAHAHHAAA...the things we put up with with our mens folk....them geezers...lol And thanks fer sharin', I needed the laugh! :) xoxo
DeleteRob was like how do they get away with having a workout place just for woman, if men did that there would be law suits all over! I was like do you wanna work out at curves? And he was like no but men couldnt get away with having a workout place just fer men. Then he told me he was gonna start a workout place just for men called pervs lol I told him i wish you lived near me cause we would have a great time at curves! that place needs livened up those ladies at this curves have the personality of a wet mop. no scratch that, they arent even as lively as a wet mop, its like staring at a picture of a wet mop! lol
Deleteoh no problemo girl, we both need the laughs and we both got the pains in our asses for different reasons. Nut patch AHAHAHA! luv it!
ReplyDeleteExactly!!! :)
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