Hey ya'all!!!!
Well, lemme tell ya, me and my girl Lulu was at Rite-Aid the other day. And when I go out, especially runnin' errands, I wear a big ol' hat and big sunglasses, it's just my damn thing!!!! ...especially on those side-effects days(hangovers)....heehee
Anyhoo, we was lookin' at aspirins and shit like that when this lady comes on over and asks me to remove my hat and sunglasses!!! WELL, I guess they got this policy now, maybe cuz they been ripped off so much?, that when you enter their stores, ya gotta remove things like that, cuz ya look like a thug and may hold up the store!!!!!! SON OF A BITCH!!!!! Do I look like a thug? a criminal? a hoodlum??? Bitch please!!!!
Well, as she was sayin' this shit to me and repeatin' it, I'm just lookin' at her like, Bitch you are mental! HA! Lulu is next to me just laughin' her ass off in disbelief. I just kept sayin', oh yeah that's nice, I ain't takin' my hat and sunglasses off, I put them on for a reason! PLUS, if I wanted to rob a joint, I would want them to see me, I want the world to know that shit!!!
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I hope ya'all have a Happy Day, and don't forget to SMILE!!! :)
XXX...Jolean
somany damn thieves out there the make it rough on lil innocent woman like us to even go out! SON OF A BITCH!! I got accused last year at my favorite store grocery outlet of stealing a coat! hubby had bouht me a really nice coat from there and i forgot to take the tag off the sleeve. so the next day hubby and i go back there and as we was leaving this bitchy clerk runs out and yells to me "did you steal that coat" girl i was in shock. I been a loyal customer of that store for years and i never stole anything! my hubby was pissed! he said are you fucking serious? and the lady is like well the tag is on it. my hubby was like she musta forgot to take it off, look at yer fucking video you can clearly see she was wearing the coat when she walked in the store. the lady walked off without even an apology so robert told me to wait in the truck and he went in to cause a scene with the manager. he was yelling loud enough for every customer to hear how i was treated in there. the manager did apologize and rob said as he was leaving this better not happen again. well we went home and tore the house apart looking for that reciept but we couldnt find it. of course. i was tempted not to go back but they have such good deals i do keep going back. whenever rob shops there for me and he sees that clerk he always says loud enough for her to hear "isnt that the bitch whoaccused you of stealing?" and one day i was there in a long line waiting to check out and that clerks line became free. she goes "i'm free over here" and i said "i would rather wait" i hate being accused of bein a thief!
ReplyDeletewell we ordered pizza huts new bbq hawaiian pizza tonight on their new cheddar crust. wasnt that great. and i ordered it online in my husbands name and i asked them to add jalepenos. well they called rob up and said that would be 2 extra dollars is that ok so he said yeah. i said 2 extra dollars damn thats two jars of jalepenos from the dollar store!! so we got the pizza and there was maybe 5jalepeno slices on the whole damn pizza! just enough to make my lip tingle slightly. SON OF A BITCH! that taught me to keep jalepenos on hand at home and when you order pizza create your own so you dont get charged for extra toppings!
ReplyDeleteOMG!!!! That's EXACTLY why I have jalapenos in my fridgidaire!!!!!! LOL Good to know that it wasn't that great though, so I won't waste my damn money!!!!! LMAO I also sometimes put dill pickles on my pizza too!!!!! YUMMERZ!!!!!
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