Hey ya'all!!!
WOW, it sure is beautiful weather right now here in Maine, and I am fixin' to get my butt outside and into some kind of body of water!!! I mean I'm sweatin' like a stuffed pig, and that ain't good when yer wearin' granny panties, and they become a thong in yer butt crack!!! ahahhahahahhahahaaaa
We are gettin' the summer weather that we shoulda had ALLLLL summer, but whatevs ya'all, I'll take what I can get, just like that summer I spent down in Tijuana...of course, I now don't have to suffer food poisonin' from meat bein' sold off the street corner by some gringo with sores all over his hands...heehee
I hope ya'all have a Happy Day and don't ferget to SMILE!!! :)
XXX...Jolean
Oh that gringo story reminds me of sumthin gross. Many years ago i went to a drive thru hamburger joint and the lady working the window had some kind of scavies or somethin all over her hands and she wasnt wearing any plastic gloves! omg that is sick! i couldnt eat it. yuck.
ReplyDeletespeakin of yuck, i got a slow leak in my honeyboo boo and i dont mean a gas leak. dang. wish honeyboo boo wouldjust blow already. what with my period, my boil, and burning shits in my hadies comet, things are not lookin or feelin good down south right now!
honey boo boo hee hee, afteryou said that comment i have been calling my weiner heidi boo boo hee hee
Hand condoms!!!! AHAHAHAHA!!! You crack me up!!
ReplyDeleteYeah still got some junk in the old trunk but been bathing in hot water twice daily so hoping any day now I might catch some relief. Cant even go work out cause if I blew all over the machines they might not let me back hee hee
ewwwwwww girl....ahahahahhahahahahahaaaa
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