Mornin' Ya'all!!!
So, somethin' weird and strange happened to me again last night!!!
I was outside feedin' the wild deer, when suddenly there was a flash of light in the night sky!!! A FLASH OF LIGHT!!! The deer seemed to freeze, and suddenly there was a loud and strange screeching noise and the next thing ya know, I'm wakin' up in the snow surrounded by beer cans and a tequila bottles. I looked over and saw my ex tex and his friends passed out too, and the pick up truck!
AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA...BASTARDS surprised my and then got me drunk so I passed out in the snow...heehee
Think I would rather had another alien abduction than havin' to deal with them drunk idiots, of course, I don't remember much else my self...ahahahhahahahhaa
Have a Happy Day Ya'all and don't ferget to SMILE!!!
XX...Jolean
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