Mornin' Ya'all!!!
Well, we got a big snow/sleet storm comin' today...up to 2 feet of snow!!!!! I am ready fer it!!!
Don't ya just love it when yer cleanin' house and then stackin' wood(not the sexy kind either...heehee) outside to make sure ya got enough to keep the house warm while the storm hits, and yer kids say they're gonna help, and the next thing ya know, they take the car and go joy ridin'???!!! WHILE YER STILL WORKIN' YER ASS OFF???!!!
And it don't help that Tex is who knows where, he's no help in tryin' to keep them kids in line. I tried to teach them the right way to behave, and then they go and disrespect me like that???!!!! Is this all a part of them little bastards growin' up? Are they gonna not think about helpin' others and only help themselves? Did they learn that from me?
Who the hell knows. I'm gonna start chargin' them rent! That's right, welcome to Mama Jolean's Bed and Breakfast. Do what the hell ya want kids, cuz now I got yer money. I'M GOIN' TO THE BAHAMAS!!! BAHAMA MAMA....that's me!!!! AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAA
Have a Happy Day and don't ferget to SMILE ya'all!
XX...Jolean
Thats right girl make them start helping you and if they want room service that be extra! lol you know it was a nice sunny day here. not warm but sunny! and a nice night tonight. hubby and i took a nice drive down a country road and played the whole ran outta gas bit. but nothing happened. two big tubbies trying to get it on in the cab of a pick up truck dont work! sure the truck was shaking and that old farmer tried to get a peak, the old perv, but all he saw was a couple fatties trying to get untwisted. i think that this sort of thing is only sexy when your young and skinny. otherwise the steam on the windows is just caused by trying to get unstuck!
ReplyDeleteAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA....too funny girl!
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