Mornin' Ya'all!
Well, with the hope of spring one day, comes the threat of a delayed winter the next, without even buying you dinner first and then kissin' ya on the mouth(with tongue!!!) while he is secretly handcuffing your ankle to the radiator. Of course, after you pass out for a few days from the roofies he put in yer vodka oatmeal smoothie, and he got bored waitin' fer ya to wake up, so then he takes off, and then ya realize you ain't in yer appartment, yer in some god forsaken warehouse who knows where.
But then you come to the conclusion to try and pick the lock on the handcuffs, but then realize the handcuffs are actually plastic and break very easily.
And then what goes through yer mind is 'What the hell have I been doin' for the past coupla days, oh that's right, bein' passed out while hobos urinate on you, stray dogs are tryin' to hump you, or was that the other way around???!!! Doesn't matter, but you hope that's just a knot in yer hair from bed head and not a rat nesting in yer hair.
I hope ya'all have a Happy Day with warm thoughts of Spring in the air as we continue with a few more cold spells. And don't ferget to SMILE!!!
XX...Jolean :)
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