Mornin' Ya'all!!!
I hope ya'all had a really great Valentine's Day, wait, no I don't. I hope ya'all were stuck with yer kids watchin' horror movies and sippin' wine mixed with tears!!! Cuz Son of a Bitch, I was!!! Watchin' hearts bein' ripped out of bodies with a pick axe is much more satisfyin' than bein' treated like a lady by bein' takin' on a date out to a crowded and dirty MacDonald's where yer date(that's right, this is where my ex Tex took me last Valentin's!!!) told ya you can only order one item, off the dollar menu. Thank goodness we sat down next to someone who just left their tray on the table so I was at least able to have half order of a small french fry to go with my cheeseburger(well, processed cardboard).
AND THEN, when you go wash yer hands in the bathroom before ya eat, Tex sneaks into the ladies room to try and have sex with me!!! Well, I do have to give that drunk bastard credit, when he ain't passed out from drinkin' (or with that toothless stripper, or for that matter, at a circle jerk with his buddies) he is quite the verile and sexual man!!!
We went bangin' around all over that bathroom, I LOST A TOOTH!!!! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA
Then when we get back to our table, someone had stolen my cheeseburger and 1/2 fries. What are ya gonna do???
Have a Happy Day Ya'all and don't ferget to SMILE!!!!
XX...Jolean
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