Good Afternoon Ya'all!!!
Well, it's another cold day in hell!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAAAAAAAA
This gal ain't goin' through another winter...F*#@ THAT!!! This has been one of the longest, coldest, and bullshittiest winters in East Coast History!!!
I woke up to frozen pipes, AGAIN, (and I ain't talkin' about my ex Tex not bein' able to perform in the snow....heehee) a free flowin' sewer underneath the house, (and I ain't talkin' bout that dirty toothless stripper that sometimes passes out underneath the porch...LMAO), and let me tell you, it don't seem how warm you get yer house, there is still that chill in the air that ya can't get rid of, and now it's seepin' into my bones, makin' me go APE SHIT!!!! And it ain't just me, my girl Lulu, and many others, have said the same thing about this winter...and THEY ARE ALL MOVIN' DOWN SOUTH!!!!(and I ain't talkin' bout takin' off my Tuesday Panties! LOL)
So now, it's time to start makin' plans to get the hell outta this place, I mean, I wish me and my kids, well, minus the kids, heehee, could have the summer of Maine, all year round, hence the need to move down south. I guess I'm ready to deal with floods and hurricanes instead of the freezin' pain in my ass, chokin' me to death, rash on my cooter hole, ice pick in the ear, F'ING COLD!!!!
Has anyone ever been to Florida? And what would ya'all think of seein' me and my clan ON THE BEACH??? WOOWOO!!!!! JOLEAN DOES IT, ON THE SOUTH SHORES!!!!!!
I hope ya'all have a Happy Day and don't ferget to SMILE!!! :)
XX...Jolean
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