Mornin' Ya'all!
Well, it's official! This freakin' polar shift that happened last year has turned Maine into Alaska! And it sucks great big hairy diseased puss-filled ingrown haired chaffed bloody disgusting donkey balls!!!!!!
I've already started packin' a suitcase. I'm goin' to Florida, don't know when or how, but I'm goin', and the kids can come down with their Aunt and Uncle. But I'm goin' early!!!
I already got a job, yes it's workin' fer tips, and yes it's the night shift, and yes, it's dancin' on a pole at the local Fire Department down south. I sent them an audition video, and yes, it was 15 years old...heehee....
Have a Happy Day and don't ferget to SMILE!!!!
XX...Jolean
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