Mornin' Ya'all!
Wowzers, did I sleep solid last night ya'all!!! It's amazin' what a box of wine, 1/2 bottle of Jack Daniels, and sex with a stranger will do for ya!!! AHAHAHAHAHAAA
Don't worry, the kids are with Granny Candy in the RV park, and the stranger wasn't really a stranger. It was my cuzin' Vinnie Junior, my Aunt and Uncle's son. It was the only son of theirs that I hadn't diddled with yet...heeeheee....oh don't worry, we ain't really cuzins, just blood related!
But now I am refreshed and ready fer the day!!! Almost like I did a Summer's Eve and Calgon Bath at the same time!!!! AHAHAHAHHAAA
I hope Ya'all have a Happy Day, and don't ferget to SMILE!!!
XX...Jolean
AHAHAHAHAHA!! Sounds like you had the old doushbag out! lol
ReplyDeleteoh girl i wish i had been havin some cuzin lovin instead of the night i had last night!!!
We have this stupid ass airbed that we sleep on and hubby doesnt want to get another real bed till after we move. I will never do another damn air mattress again!!
The dogs poke holes in it all the time with their nails and we have patched this f*cker so many times it looks like a hobo on crack.
so it has a slow leak now and we cant find the damn hole (thats what hubby says lol) and we keep having to pump the bed up with the little cord pumpy thing.
So anyhoo it sucks to be having some relations and have to be pumpin the bed up at the same time.
So last night it was 3 in the morning before i decide to hit the hay and hubby is sunk way down in the bed so i sit on the bed to look for the remote thingy and couldnt find it. so i finally spot the cord up by my pillows. i lean back to grab it, my big ass sinks the mattress on the end, i fall backward onto the floor with my neck against the wall in bad bent position. SON OF A BITCH!!
So here i am wedged between the mattress and the wall my back is hurtin, my neck was hurtin cause it is bent all awkward. it was my "Ive fallen and cant get up" moment.
hubby sleeps through the whole thing so i am yelling for hubby to help and i couldnt get him to wake up and when he did he didnt know what was goin on or where i was.
finally he finds me and he is like oh baby are you ok? im like get me up! so he gets me out finally and i guess him seeing me in that contorted position got him excited cause then he is horny so he wants some luvin, then breakfast. I still havent slept. atleast i have the day off on accounta my bad back so i can catch a nap. if i dont watch out i am gonna end up in a full body cast. SON OF A BITCH! thats all i can say. Calgon and summers eve need to take me away!!! if the white coats dont get to me first!
Hobos on crack are dangerous girl, specially when they're horny!...heehee
DeleteAnd OMGoodness, what a hell of a night for ya!!! Sorry, I've been laughin' my boobies off over here!!! AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAAA
Well, I hope ya get some rest tonight and feel better soon girl! And stop doing aerobics to get yer hubby all horny!!! heehee :) <3