Happy Terrific Tuesday Everyone!!!
I am writin' this from my dreams right now. I know I'm not awake right now ya'all, and ya'all know how I know, cuz there's new snow outside on the ground. It's the middle of March and this can't be real. And then someone in my dream told me we might get another foot of snow tomorrow. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA to them, cuz I can wake up any time I want!
I think I might go out and get my newspaper in the nude.
Have a Happy Day Ya'all, and don't ferget to SMILE, cuz I know I am in this wonderful dream. I'll have to write about it when I wake up.
XX...Jolean
HA HA going out to get yer paper in the nude! better atleast wear some nipple warmers and electric underwears cause you don't want to get frostbites on yer dainty areas!
ReplyDeleteWell hear it is 3 in the freakin morning and i am to stressed out to sleep so i figured i would tell you the old man fartin story.
so i go to the old dollar store one day and there is this old man who magically shows up in every aisly i go down. and i wondered how he moved so quick but i guess his farts were propelling him forward like a jet pack on his poop shoot or sumthin!
and he is blocking every aisle and farting! so i would go down n aisle that he was in nd he would be blocking it and i couldnt get by, plus i didnt want to pass by him anyways cause even though i have been doing the vapors thing i sure dont want to inhale old man ass vapors!
so i just kept on turning my cart around and going the other way every time he was blocking an aisle. you know how older people are they cant hold it and every step the take they toot. yep her was a major tootie fruity!!
i think he might need to be put in the basement with grandma Thorton! lol