Good Friday Morning!!!
Well, let me tell you all about a little adventure I went on last night with my best girl Lulu.
We went to Bingo, that's right B-I-N-G-O!!! It was in the basement of this big ol' Catholic church, a bit creepy, but I'm used to that....LOL! (I've turned a few tricks in some pretty dark places)
I ain't played that game in years, and I never win, just sit there looking at all these old biddies takin' up half a damn table cuz they got so many stamp cards, dobbers(all the colors of the rainbow), and good luck charms(the strangest one I've seen is a dried up elephants paw!).
But, that was then, this is now.
Not much has changed....AHAHAHHAHHAAAAAA!!!!!
We got there a few minutes late, and I swear we were in the Wizard of Oz or something, all these short old women scurrying around to try and get the best seat and all their accessories for their sittings, like the munchkins on crack! LOL
When me and Lulu walked in, and we are both tall ladies, they all turned to look, I thought they were gonna attack us. Nope just a bunch of raised eyebrows. And then, when we went to sit, we got some heads turns of 'no', we ended up in the corner near the bathroom!!!! I felt like I was back in the ladies prison cafeteria!!!
Oh my lord, and them women most certainly are not 'ladies' when it comes to using the bathroom, and that's all I'm gonna say on that!
So the night went on, me and Lulu got close on a few games, and we definitely ate our weight in popcorn, Son-Of-A-Bitch!!! LMAO!!!!  
Oh, and we also had her son Mitch there, cuz we had been having a few too many earlier and needed a driver. He's only 10, but he drives better than either of us sober. LMAO!!!
And the ladies were on him like flies on shit!!!
Anyhoo, me and Lulu were giggling and laughing(needless to say, I brought in my flask, well, a thermos filled with Wild Turkey....WOOWOOO!!!!)
It wasn't about winning, just having fun. (screw that, we wanted the BIG MONEY!!!)
A lot of the games weren't big on money, as in prizes, it was the cover-all final big final pot at the end that seemed tantalizing....lot's of cash, the GRAND PRIZE!!!!
I sat there and was shocked when one of my cards started to get almost completely covered, then I started to shake, not sure if it was my nerves or the damn dt's.
My card was covered, I looked at Lulu and she was like, 'yell Bingo Bitch!'
I jumped up, yelled Bingo, then jumped up on the table after the guy verified it, and started doing my victory dance. Lulu was my backup girl, then shit got real!
The crowd got wild, started to boo me, and dobbers were getting thrown at me!!! I still got rainbow ink circles all over me!!! I even got nicked in the forehead by a pair of dentures, still wet and slimy-gross!
I fell off the table when my heel broke. My girl Lulu picked me up, we grabbed our cash winnings, stuffing it down our bras(mine are bigger than hers...haha), and ran for the parking lot.
They were starting to light torches and march after us. But this ain't the first time I had to run out after busting a heel in a 'sticky' situation. I'll write another time about Tijauana and that donkey I woke up handcuffed to in a ditch. Mitch was waitin' with the motor running, and we took off!!!
I can't wait to go back next week! :) What a way to end a Thursday night! :)
Have a super awesome Friday ya'all!
XX...Jolean