Well, hallelujah and good Monday morning!!!
So my oldest son Tanner, who's 16, decided last fall he wanted to get his driver's permit. And now he got a part-time job at a farm. My little boy is growing up so fast, AND IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME!!!!
I can't tell you how sick I am of supportin' all these kids by myself, well, me and the state...heehee. The more kids you got, the more money you get for free...WOOWOO!!!!
Anyhoo, that little tyrant needed to go to work this morning, so I let him drive the truck with me in passenger seat.
Holy hell on high water in the middle of the Mississippi!!!!
That boy drives slower than molasses and takes so long at those stop signs, stop and go, stop and go, I almost lost my tic tac breakfast!!!
Plus, stoppin' and startin' like that is such a waste of gas! I don't even know why they make stop signs. You should just be able to GO all the time to get where you need to be, on time. Screw those who can't keep up and pay attention. And my truck is big enough to handle any wildlife trying to commit suicide in the middle of the road.
I can't tell you how many porcupine and raccoon stews I've made from roadkill. And a Moose can last a week at my house. Ahahahhahaaaaaa.....\
Have a beautiful day everyone, and just watch out if I'm on the road, cuz I ain't stoppin' for long....
XX....Jolean