Monday morning...
Hey ya'all. I sometimes feel by the time we get to this point, especially after a wild and crazy weekend of locking the kids outta the house, turning up Willie Nelson on high(no pun intended...LOL), and vacuuming the house in my bikini, I just want to keep on going, or sleep for four days....LMAO!!!!
I understand most people have a "job" to get back to on Mondays, not me. I gotta clean the house, feed the kids, feed the cats, clean the outhouse, clean the bats outta the eaves, dig a hole for that body I found underneath my bed(he was kinda cute though...ahahhahhaaa), find a pair of pantyhose without a run in them, put leeches on my daughter Jolette to bleed out the demons, and then maybe do some dishes.
I stay very active, against my will, and barely get any money form the state!!! Maybe it's time to have another baby. More babies, more money from the state....WOOWOO!!!! Never mind, can't deal with another bastard in my bed right now. Plus, I just had a 'free' cab ride home the other night, if you know what I mean...ahahahhahahhahaaaaaa!!!!
Well, I would like to hear back from ya'all about your worst Monday ever....leave a message...beeeeeep! LOL

Have a great day people...
XX...Jolean