Saturday, August 31, 2013

Saturday in the ER...EEEK!!!

Hey ya'all, and Happy Saturday!
It is hot, sticky, and a bit overcast, but I freakin' love it! The kids are all went out in the water, and I just kept yelling, "GO DEEPER, GO DEEPER!!! KEEP SWIMMING OUT FURTHER!!!"
Low and behold I haven't seen them in the past 3 hours!!! WOOWOO!!!
Well besides that, I had a trip to the ER this morning, starting having heart palpitations or some shit like that! I mean, the shit gets crazy with your body once you turn 27!!!
Anyhoo, a coupla my friends were in the room with me while the doctor was taking tests on me and I was half naked, sittin' there and my left tittie fell out of my hospital gown. My girlfriends turned their heads in shock, and I was just like, oh don't worries Miss Prissies, I've had 8 1/2 kids. Once you have one, you lose all modesty...Good Lord!!!! You woulda thought I was table dancing in my stilettos and a g-string in church on Sunday morning the way those prudes acted!!! AAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!
Anyhoo, I hope ya'all are having a safe and happy weekend!
XX...Jolean

go deeper...lmao...that's what I used to tell my Tuesday Pimp....heehee

2 comments:

  1. let those flounders flop around baby!! if you got em flaunt em!! sorry bout the heart palps. those are scary!! ive had them myself. maybe your running yourself ragged from running after all the little rug rats? well guess you wont have that problem anymore lol take care of yourself doll face, get some rest and take a small break from those mediciney cocktails! xoxoxo

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    1. Thanks Sue, my life is a constant crazy race, especially with them rugrats!!! LOL! Have a beautiful say sweets! :)

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