Good Sunday, September 1st to ya'all!!!
I know it's the day of the Lord, and I shoulda gone to church this morning, BUT, I had the chance to go kayaking with some friends.
WELL, LET ME TELL YOU!!!!
So, I ain't been kayaking before, and as I was tryin' to get into the damn thing, I fell and ruined half of my freakin' home perm! Now I look like a freaked-out blonde version of Carrot Top!!!! (but pretty....heehee)
I finally got into the kayak and went out into the lake...BIG MISTAKE!!!
Some numb-nut kids were out on their jet ski, doing cookies, making waves, and making me the hell nervous!!! I yelled at those bastards, they looked over, then flipped into the water as the jet ski went ass over tea kettle!!! I laughed my cornhole off until they finally resurfaced, got back on the thing, and took off crying and yelling obscenities!!!! AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
So now, I consider myself an expert kayaker, and hope no more little buggers come out to bother me!!!
My kids are FINALLY going back to REAL school this week, heehee, so now it's time for more ME TIME!!!! WOOWOO!!!!
I should be nice and passed out by the time they come home each day! :)
Have a happy Sunday ya'all!
XX...Jolean
so whats your take on football? i hate it! sundays are supposed to be me and the mans date day but now that football season is here he ignores me and my cooter. ugh!!!
ReplyDeleteMaybe you should put your cooter in front of the tv screen, OR, jump in a kayak and go have some 'sex on the beach'!!! Both have always worked for me, even if the workout is brief! HA!!! ;)
Deletedecided to do a football special on my cooking show instead. but first i had to soak my cooter in a bucket of ice water. my cooter is so naughty! i gave you a shout out on my show. i will send you a link once its edited. but i forgot one important element. i forgot to say son of a bitch. Son of a bitch!!!!
ReplyDeleteAwesome! Can't wait to see it Sue! And sometimes it is about icing that crazy cooter, AHAHAHHAHAAA!!!!
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