HAPPY HUMP-ME DAY!!!!
AHAHAHHAHHAHAHA!!!
I was talkin' to my girl Lulu earlier, and is she pissed off!!! LOL!
She has been tryin' to educate me on this ObamaCare shit, and it is a doozy!!!! Well, my mind is spinning worse than that time I took those pink pills in that ziplock baggie that I found in a back alley dumpster and then washed it down with some Wild Turkey! WOOWOO!!!!
Anyhoo, from what I have learned, this Obamacare SUCKS BALLS!!! It appears the government, once again, wants to control us, and kill off the elderly, and make us parents responsible for our damn kids until they are 26???!!! F*#@ THAT!!!!
If anyone wants to talk more about it, then let's do it!!! Bitches!!! LOL!!!
Well, Team Jolean has got things ready to film, finally! So I ain't gonna rant too much more today cuz I'm gettin' all my clothes ready for all the shit we gotta do tomorrow.
Have a Happy Day Ya'all!!!
XX...Jolean
LET'S DO IT GIRL!!!! Get them gas pipes ready to blow him outta hear!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletemoving sucks! especially when your hubby is a hoarder! finding so many electronic gizmo's and i dont even know what half of them are! havent seem so many things that plug in since the last sex toy party i held for me and my rowdy girlfriends!! oh btw, got my roommate good last night! but i will have to save that story for later! right now i gotta pack!
ReplyDeleteGood luck in packin' girl! I know how that goes, specially wit them gizmo's!!!! LMAO!!!! Can't wait to hear the story... ;)
Deleteok gotta take a break! this is a workout! havent worked out this much since the last time i tried to shimmy my fat ass into my old leotard just for kicks. lol oh speaking of leotards i have a funny story bout that. when i was a little girl, i had two friends named leah and ashley. anyways leah was going to take ballet lessons and so her mom bought her a leotard. well ashley got bent out of shape about that. she said mom thats not fair! if leah gets a leotard why cant i get an ashleytard? true story. it was funny. my leotard story just reminded me of that!
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Deleteok now for my roommate story. ok so last night my roommate was drunk as usual and being a real dick! he accused me of stealing some eggs from him just because his drunk ass forgot he used them in a meatloaf that he made the night before! i said why would i use your eggs when i just bought an 18 pack of eggs? he said well i know you took them but thats alright. SON OF A BITCH! i hate when people accuse me of things i didnt do! so anyways he was out in the kitchen making himself a big old sloppy omelette and dirtying up every dish in the house and i was just super annoyed cause i knew i would be stuck washing his dishes cause he would be to drunk to do it. so i had to go out to the kitchen to make me and hubby some dinner and i was cutting up some jalepenos. i saw a dish my roomate had on the counter full of cooked and crumbled bacon so i put some jalepeno seeds in it and stirred it around so he wouldnt notice. this is a guy that thinks water is to spicy! lol anyways about an hour later he was done making his slopfest of a meal and he was out in the living room eating it. pretty soon i hear him say what the f#$k why is this so spicy. pretty soon he was screaming like a son of a bitch and running for the milk. he must have drank a half gallon of that shit. and well since that much milk on a tmmy full of whisky really dont mix he ended up puking hardcore into the sink. Gross but funny. he ended up going to bed pretty green last night. but he was really drunk! he was trying to mount my hubby and everything else! stay away from my weiner its mine! but i know how whiskey goes, last time i drank a bottle of whisky i ended up in jail. but thats a whole other story!!!
ReplyDeleteOh my aching tits, that roommate of yours is suthin' else, but I've been there, done that!!! LMAO!!! I love playing those kinds of jokes on those roommates much deserving of them....heeheeeheheeheeaaaaahahhahahhahahhaaaa!!!!
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