Friday, September 20, 2013

LUCKY BEAVER!!!

Well, good Friday mornin' to ya'all!!!
It's been a few days, but I'M BAAAAAAACK!!!! heehee...

So, I've been a busy little beaver(my favorite word...lol), unfortunately my beaver hasn's been busy!
My exes are all still in jail, which I consider a Godsend because of the fact that I don't have to deal with their bullshit no more, freakin' pansy-ass momma's boys....AHAHHAHAHAAA!!!
I got my own kids, I don't need no freakin' more!

As I sit here, slightly uncomfortable cuz of that queen size boil on my left butt cheek, I ponder life and what lies on the road ahead....the fall, which will bring Halloween; Thanksgiving, which means I get to ship the kids off to the grandparents for a week, suckers!!!; then the winter, which brings Christmas (and if one of my brats gets me another bottle of that cheap-ass nasty JLO perfume, I'm gonna cut a bitch, and it'll prolly be JLO! HA!), and of course New Years, one of the only nights of the year where I get lucky, and lemme tell you, the guy (or woman if i'm drunk enough) that gets me this year better bring a helmet and seatbelt, WE ARE TALKING ABOUT A WALKING SEXUAL TIMEBOMB HERE!!!!!!!! It won't be pretty, but it sure as hell is gonna be FUN!!!!

We'll talk more tomorrow....

Anyhoo, I hope ya'all have a happy day out there!
XX...Jolean

9 comments:

  1. omg hahahaha!!!!! your too funny!!! speaking of funny boy do i have a story for you!!!

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  2. ok well this is kinda long but it's a true story. it happened last night. me and hubby are always playing practical jokes on our roomate darren. he is hella annoying, so messing with him is our funny way of dealing with things. comic relief so to speak. so last night darren is out in the living room and my hubby robert kept going out there to ask darren questions and letting off the nastiest fart bombs ever! darren kept sreaming oh man you stinker f**ker get away from me, get outta here! i was in the kitchen laughing so hard. till the smell went into the kitchen then i wasnt laughing so hard anymore :( so anyhoo i pulld hubby aside and we devised a plan. the next fart robert let off near darren he was gonna pretend to shit his pants lol so robert goes out there and farts and then goes oh no, oh crap, that aint good and he runs to the bathroom. a second later robert yells out " honey i got a problem" so i play along and walk into the bathroom. robert kept saying things like "use more baby wipes hunny!" when we both walked out of the bathroom robert says to darren " theres been a little accident" and darren says " what you shit your pants?" and robert says "yeah and im gonna need a mop bucket, a mop and lots of bleach, and im gonna need you to clean it up for me" lmao!!! darren kept saying oh hell no im not cleaning it up. and robert said fine then your fired. cause my hubby own his own business and darren works for him. darrens like maybe if you give me a raise. and robs like come on darren please, im not feeling well and i need you to look at the color of my poop and tell me if im sick or not. omg i died laughing at that part. so finally after them going back and forth for awhile i say to darren ok fine i will make a deal with you, i will get the high parts if you get the low parts. darren was like "where all did he shit!?!?" i said on the floor and on the toilet seat. darren says i cant do it i will puke seriously i have a weak stomach. so i go ok how bout if i go in there and clean it up and you go outside when im done and empty the mop bucket. so he agreed to that. well i went into the kitchen, and concocted a mop bucket full of different kitchen sauces and stuff making it look like shit and i head to the bathroom. after doing some fake gagging and stuff i bring out the mop bucket and tell darren im ready for him to take it out and dump it. so darren grabs the mop bucket and heads outside. pretty soon we hear him out there puking his guts out and me and hubby just bust out laughing. might sound mean, but if yo knew this guy you would understand and mess with him too!

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    1. OMGoodness girl!!!!! AHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
      That, is f'ing hilarious!!!! Thank you soooo much for sharing and makin' me laugh Sue! AHAHAHAHHAAAAAA!!!!!
      I need to remember that one....heehee

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  3. oh and i redid my flower design. it was bigger, bolder and more beautiful than the first one! in true jolean fashion! so i liked the second design better than the first one! i presented it to the client and she agreed. plus since the second flower design was bigger we were able to bump the price up a bit. so in the end it worked out great :)

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    1. Oh my freakin' word, CONGRATULATIONS SUE!!!!! That is sooooo awesome to hear...WOOWOO!!!! Make sure to take pics and send me some, plus are you doing a portfolio for yourself?

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  4. I will definately send you some pics! thanks for the support girl! you inspire me alot. Yeah I got alot going on right now and it's pretty exciting!!

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  6. nah no portfolio though i probaly should. my hubby owns a landscaping/design business so he contracts the design work to me since im the artist in the family. So i just work for my hubby. but he pays me well :)

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