Happy Saturday Ya'all!!!
Wow, what a great day it is indeed! The sun is out, the wind is breezy, the leaves are a changin' color...fall is indeed here!
I spent the day with my best gal Lulu, and no we ain't lezbo's!!! Just good ol' girlfriends, well, there was that one time back in school when we stayed after with our female gym teacher for a 'special' workout, but we were only 11 and there was a lot of Wild Turkey and funky positions involved....I felt a little uncomfortable until I blacked out, thank the mulberry bushes, bush, yeah, that's what got us into that muff-up!!! AHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!
Anyhoo, we drove by this guy holdin' a sign sayin' 'out of work. please help'
Well, I yelled out the car window that I was outta work too!!! He should have a coupla kids and get some money from the state. Well, we ended up givin' him an Italian sandwich, and then exchanged phone numbers, since we had so much in common. Then he said his phone should be on in the next week or two... could this be love???? WOOWOO!!!! I love me a couch surfer!!!! LMAO!!!
So, I hope ya'all are enjoyin' yer weekend and get some ass!
XX...Jolean
I gave hubby a german hero last night lol I'm german, and whenever I wake up crabby, which is often, my hubby calls me his sour kraut!!! lol
ReplyDeleteyeah those couch surfers can be nice. Good for watching those brats while you go on those lezbo retreats and such! Get you some italian sausage while i get me some swedish meatballs!!! (my hubby is swedish) lmao!!! haben ein tolles wochenende!! (have a good weekend)
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HA! Okay girl, what the hell is a german hero? I think I may know, but down in Tijuana it involved a donkey, coat hanger, nipple clamps, and some matches...LOL! And I am fresh outta donkeys up here in Maine! ;)
Deletea german hero is when you sit your grill on that brat and cook it like a hero till it juices all over your cooter roll! lol whats an italian sandwich?
ReplyDeletehmmmm, horny....LOL
Deleteim always horny!!! hubby loves when i wake him up by sampling his weinersnitzel! lmao
Deletemy hubbys mom died and i had to go to the wake today and funeral on tuesday. yikes! thats to much family time so close together! i mean 2 days in one week? SON OF A BITCH! oh well i just brought my big purse (more like a suitcase) and stayed near the buffet table the whole time. What my big ass didnt scarf down went in my purse. now i wont have to cook for hubby for a week! thats how we roll huh Jo? lol now i have to think of the next prank to pull on my roommate! should be funny. i just have to watch my back cause the last payback wasnt pretty!!!!
ReplyDeleteWell, an Italian sandwich...the actual food...is a sub, veggies, meat, cheese, s&p, oil, on a footlong, that's right girl, a foot long roll!!!! Then you just shove that shit in your mouth with sum bbq chips and a Dr. Pepper!!!!
Deletethe sexual one, well, I'll private message you for that one...heehee!
Oooh, gurl, sorry to hear bout the family shiz, but you are absolutely correct, that's how we roll gurrrrl, free food, damn straight!!! Keep them mouths fed and full, less jabber, more food! I woulda also snuck back to the kitchen and been like, I'm with the FDA, and I'm gonna hafta confiscate this food...and load the leftovers in your VW Bug, and I don't mean up your hoochie girl!
Then, TAKE OFF!!!!
As per the roommate, if he tries a messin' witch ya, just start bout yer womanly problems, or make them up if need be, but I always rely on the good ol' gas, blood, and ingrown hairs...works every time. heehee Then just start itchin'...LMAO!!!
i want to know about the sexual one! im to full to think about the other one right now. PM me and spill it gurl!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWell, this one time, me and my ex Tex had a friend stayin' with us, his name was Ricky, and he was Italian. Well, we was all drinkin' out in the barn, and playin' strip Go-Fish, and then things started gettin' a little outta hand, and suddenly I was on the ground, Ricky was on top of me, and Tex on top of him.
DeleteWell, things were a flippin' and a floppin' and Tex kept sayin' he wanted to be in the middle(too much prison time), and it appeared no one cared what was goin' where cept me!!!!
SON OF A BITCH!!!!
So, that's my story, and that's what I refer to as an italian sandwich, or at least, what started out as one....LOL!!!!