Lesbian Wilderness Retreat - Friday the 13th

HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13TH YA'ALL!!! WOOWOO!!!

Okay, I've been on a little vacation the past coupla' days, until I got rained out....SON OF A BITCH!!!
I was on a wilderness retreat for trouble women, in the woods to do some meditation, gettin' away from all my damn kids, the troubles of the world, maybe gettin' a little action with one of the more timid women(a battered woman is a feisty lover! heehee) just gettin' back to nature is what I'm talkin' bout.

Well, last night I was in my sleepin' bag, tryin' to stay warm by doin' a Dutch Oven on myself...ahahahhahaaaa, it got gamey down there reeeeaaaallll quick! Anyhoo, I dozed off after I took that pill one of them other ladies gave me, why, I woke up in a foot of water slidin' down a freakin' hill in the middle of the forest! I was ridin' that water slide harder than the cotton pony! I thought I was trippin' real hard and was laughing my ass off until I start tastin' that moose poop that found it's way into my mouth! DON'T ASK!!!

Well, there ain't nuthin' funnier than a bunch of mental case women, stuck out in a thunder/lightening/rain storm, in the middle of the Maine woods, in the dark, and all on the same menstruation cycle...LMAO!!!!
Well, after all that dope we smoked, and all that female lovin', I gotta tell you, I high-tailed it outta that forest quicker than you can say Lickalottapuss!!!! HAHAHAHHAAAA.....I was afraid one of them was gonna ask for my number....eek! (sorry, having flashbacks of my female gym teacher...)
The only thing that would have made the trip any more fun, woulda been tonight at the campfire cuz I brought my hockey mask and a machete, thinkin' a little scare woulda been hilarious!!!! I play a great Jason! ;)

Now I get back to civilization, find out about this Million Muslim March where only 20 people showed up????!!!! WTF???!!! LMAO!!!I don't get much into politics, but I gotta say it was a bad decision from the get-go, and then all them hot-ass bikers goin' down to DC to protest against them????!!!! That's what America is all about people! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!!!! And that's what I'm gonna do, go get me a stout, hairy, hard-lovin' biker dude....rmph!!!! Now I'm horny....

Oh, and then I found I may need to start workin', they raised minimum wage up to $10!!! TEN DOLLARS!!! Who am I kiddin', with all them damn kids I got, I get so much money from the State!!! AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAAAA!!!!!

Well, Happy Friday the 13th ya'all!
XX...Jolean