Well ya'all, it's Sunday... and what does that mean? I don't know...
Is it supposed to be a day of rest? A day to go for a drive, go to church, not work? Is it still considered a religious day?
I don't know, and I particularly don't give a shit!!! I just wish that the damn stores weren't all closed. WalMart ain't the wonderland it used to be, especially when there's a bunch of people(if you can call them that) there, people that aren't, well, of a desirable nature lets say...LOL! I mean come on, I learned to stop taking my kids shopping with me years ago, AND, I learned how to dress in public when I was just a little girl (stilettos, fishnets, and a tank top outdo stained sweatpants and unkempt hair any damn day in my book, bitches!!!)
And when there are people I want to avoid, and I'm not talkin' bout that cute deli counter guy that 'meats' me in the second men's bathroom stall every Wednesday and Thursday afternoon...heehee, I'm talkin' bout them poisonous and vicious back-stabbing drama whores who have nuthin' better to do than talk about you and make up lies, you know the drill, and if you feel guilty reading this, then you's prolly one of them, and shit!
Anyhoo, it's Sunday, and I've decided to relax, watch TV, and work on the middle-age spread that's been on my ass for a while now, although I'm only a young vixen of 27, okay 28!!!, that wide-hip woman syndrome is attacking me early.... SON OF A BITCH!!!!! Thank the Lord(oh, there's my Sunday religious thingy....LMAO) my knockers haven't started to sag, cuz that is just gonna throw me off balance, literally....AHAHAHHAHHAHAAAAA!!!!
So, enjoy your Sunday, and have a happy day ya'all!
XX...Jolean
i flippin hate wally world! when my grams was still alive she had me take her there on the busiest days!! Either the first of the month or on a saturday!! JESUS CRIMINITNEY!!!!! (that was my grams favorite saying
ReplyDelete) I always told her we should go at 2 in the morning since it was a 24 hour super store, but you know how old ladies are they are all sleeping and shit at that time! dang old bitties! just the memories of those days gives me the heeby jeebies! all kinds of people with their giblets and junk hanging out, and most of that junk needed to be recycled!! lol oh i need to go relax. Thankfully I bought some mexican jumping beans at the dollar store yesterday. Yay! No more wasting money on batteries for my vibrator anymore!!! whooooo hoooooo! HA!
I am so glad to hear others that can relate to about that damn HELL! Interesting story about your Grams...LOL, little old ladies crack me the hell up.
DeleteI'll talk tomorrow about the time I was a candy stripper at a retirement home. I thought Mexicans with donkeys were dangerous, you should see an old horny man with a cane and loose dentures!!!
My brother Chad thinks that WalMart is just another government conformity conspiracy theory....LMAO!!! Crazy ass bastard!!!
And speaking from experience, watch out for them Jumping Beans Sue. They tend to get caught in small places, and they mold real quick. Saran wrap it girl!!!
i will tie them babies to a string real tight. Better than anal beads, cheaper than a vibrator. Fun times ahead while hubby drowns himself in football all day. ugh!!! i thought only woman were supposed to like football. all those sweaty men in tight uniforms rolling around on the ground with eachother, tackling eachother etc... rmph now im horny again lol yep my grams was a real pistol. she used to run people over with her shopping kart. true story! i remember being in a store with her one day and this big guy was in front of her and in her way. she just ran into him with her shopping kart! he turned around like he was gonna kick some ass. but then he looked down at this four foot eleven little old lady and he couldnt do anything about it. she was something else. Cant wait for the candy striper story. I know all to well the dangers of little old horny men. they cant get it up on there own thats why they always have a tire pump hanging out of there pocket. i used to call bingo at an old folks home and they said i was their favorite call girl. they were always hugging on me, and patting my fanny. when they would get to out of control i would just take the tire pump away from them. see how far they get without that! lol
ReplyDeleteHA! Well, maybe all the sports where men get sweaty and physical, it's our mens way of dealing with some kind of 'other' issues or tendencies, and I would rather have those bastards get all excited watchin', instead of, well, you know....heehee.
DeleteI have a love hate relationship with Bingo...LMAO