Good Tuesday Mornin' to Ya'all!!!
Well, let me tell you, this cold weather is startin' make me cranky! And there ain't nuthin' scarier than a cranky Jolean! HA!
Well, yesterday I wuz out with my girl Lulu, doin' a little shoppin' and guess what I freakin' found?!
Well, let me begin by sayin' how much I despise energy drinks. They make bitches bitchier, kids crazy, and assholes assholier...And as my brother Chad would have ya'all believe, it's just another way the government is tryin' to control our society by inducing us with these chemicals so we turn a cheek to what they are really doin'.....What a crazy ass cornhole, maybe he should lay off the 'energy' drinks! AHAHAHAHHAHAAA!!!
So anyhoo, me and Lulu was in the store and saw a new energy drink called.....wait fer it.... Tweekerz!!!
I freakin' luv it! And that sums it up, all them damn tweekers!
Of course, back in the day, we used to call gettin' half-cocked on 'coke' tweeking......LMAO! GOOD TIMES! And let's just say, snortin' that shit up out of a shag rug carpet at 4 in the mronin', ain't as glamorous as it sounds...heehee
So, have a happy day ya'all! Stay warm, stay away from energy drinks, and don't play with matches!
XX...Jolean
ugh gotta go to a funeral at 2 this afternoon. ugh! after having a shagalicious morning last thing i wanna do is go to a freakin funeral. Way to kill the freakin mood. oh well my romantic candlelight dinner i plan on making tonight, plus the hot wax treatment i plan on giving hubby after will bring it back. have a great day luv!
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness! Yes, Chad has been known for experiencing alien encounters...LOL!!! Whatever the hell they want with him, who knows! ahahahha!
ReplyDeleteI get stuck with all these stupid ghosts and shit!
Well, sorry to hear about the funeral and hopefully you can fix things by evening with your hubby...are you waxing him as well? HA!
Have a happy day girl!
i do need to give him a good brazillian wax job that for sure! tired of getting that dental floss stuck in my teeth!! cant wait to see your new episodes!!
ReplyDeleteAHAHAHHAAAAA!!!!! Yeah, and guess the f#@* what!!! I went out to the garage at my new place, well, I didn't realize the damn heavy rains flooded right into a bag of my best lady undergarments!!!! UGGGGG!!!!!!
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