Happy Saturday to ya'all!!!
Thank goodness it's the weekend, minus the fact that the kids aren't in school, although 3 of them have Saturday detention. I told that damn principal that I don't know where they get their bad language and sexual overdrives from.
My girl Rolean was found with a boy in the janitor's closet, and let's just say she should have been the one instructing a sex ed class....heehee.
Tex jr. told his English teacher to go suck a dirty donkey dink and blow it out her hairy conrhole! Ahahahhahahhahahahaaaa!!!!! That little bastard!
And finally, my oldest boy Tanner was caught smokin' a toke in the boys bathroom, with the special ed kids!!!!
I told them all that their punishment, besides the detention, is that they have to walk home (it's 13 miles lol), and that they would have to go help out at the local food pantry for a coupla days.
Now with this, I get some free food, and more time away from my kids! It's a win win situation! I don't believe in grounding my kids, they need to be outta the house and away from me, learning some kind of damn lesson in life!
I'm proud of those kids of mine, but I swear I don't know where all this comes from, these bad decisions and situations they get themselves into. I'M BLAMING THE GOVERNMENT DAMMIT!!!! And maybe too much Jerry Springer, and maybe my ex-Tex, perhaps that time they got lost in the woods on that camping trip....
All I know is that it ain't my fault! ;)
Have a happy weekend ya'all!
XX...Jolean
i totally agree with you, grounding them is just punishment for you! maybe now you can get some real tuna and not have to use the cat food anymore! brilliant idea jolean! with the kids outta the house its time to have some me time. maybe a nice bubble bath, or a biker. maybe a bubble bath with a biker! hmmmm....
ReplyDeleteBubble bath with a biker, now your talkin' girl! hmmmm.... ;)
Deletei remember those days with bikers, feeling that rumbling between your legs when your riding, road rash, carpet burns,picking the bugs outta your teeth. ahhhhh time to get me a bucket of ice! lol
ReplyDeleteHA! You and me both...heehee
Deleteso i have a question for you. i do consulting work and i have a big job coming up. i have to make a flower design for a customers walkway. this person is a millionaire and im really afraid of messing this up! his wife picked out one of my designs that she really likes but im afraid i wont be able to duplicate the same design. i suppose i could buy an overhead projector to duplicate it but im not sure if i want to do that or not. so my question is how do you get motivated to do a big project?
ReplyDeletePull the plug outta your ass and fly!!!! AHAHHAHAHAAAA!!!!
DeleteBut for reals Sue, you need to make sure to tell the client that you can't duplicate anything, cuz it's an original, one-of-a-kind, kinda like us girl! heehee...
And what they will be getting will be similar, but their own one-of-a-kind. That's what being an artist is all about girl, originality. You are not a factory, and don't pump out(heehee) copies. So just let them know that and do your best.
You are an artist, not a machine, the motivation will come when you are more relaxed about the situation as a whole.
your so right! i guess i just second guessed myself cause it is such an intricate design. but they hired me because they liked my artistic ability and an artist has the right to creative expression. so i am just going to go sit in the back yard and let the creative juices flow. and if she dont like it she can just pull the plug outta her ass and take a flying leap! lol ok off to work. thanks jolean!
ReplyDeleteMost excellent!!!! LMFAO!!!! YOU GO GURRRLL!!!!
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