Happy Sunday Ya'all!!!
Wow, it sure the heck does feel like summer out there! It's time to put my Daisy Dukes back on and go for a swim, if I knew how to swim. Well, I guess I'll just go jump in the water and bob around for a bit! LOL!
I remember this one time when I took my twins Hoho and Lolo(short for Holean and Lolean) for swimmin' lessons when we was back out west. Well I got them there and they promised to do the swim lessons if I did it with them. Lemme tell you sumthin', them little bitches already knew how to swim and left me out there all alone, chokin' down water!!! Well, after ten minutes of strugglin' to stay alive, and yellin' fer my life, I realized the people around the pool were laughin' at me cuz I was only in three feet of water...
Those girls thought it was funny till I decided to walk out of the pool, with my swimsuit still in the water, and I was buck-naked!!!! AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!
Anyhoo, I hope ya'all have a Happy Day and play safe out there...
XX...Jolean
lol serves the brats right! kids sheesh. speaking of which i woke up nauseous this morning. hope it only means i was sick from hubby's gas and not somethin else!!!
ReplyDeletewell it's raining here in good old washington state so i guess the only swimming i will be doing is in a mud puddle! maybe i will make hubby take me to a hotel tonight so we can go swimming in the indoor pool! it is date day after all and nothing says date day better than being taken to a hotel and being treated like a cheap whore! rmph!!!
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