So, we are gettin' all pumped up for the Halloween Season...WOOWOO!!! Got a bunch of new segments to film within the next week, and all ya'alls better be watchin' them!
I just hope the hell that I don't get abducted and probed by aliens, AGAIN!!! My cornhole can't take any more rear entry action, especially after my ex Tex comes home from jail, and that's all that bastard knows....AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAHAHHAHAHHAAAAAHHAHAAAA!!!!!!
Anyhoo, the weather is startin' to change, the chill is comin' in off the lake, and it can colder than a witch's tit, come autumn.
Plus, I gotta start thinkin' bout costumes for the kids, even though my kids look as though they all got gang-banged with the ugly stick!!! LMAO!!!
Well, why don't ya'all share some of your favorite Halloween memories with me, and I'll share some more with you, although I am court ordered not to talk about the years between 1996-1998, you understand....heehee.
Have a freakin' awesome day ya'all!
XX...Jolean
just be thankful that tex's cornhole is probaly more sore than yours is what with him just coming out of jail and him with his little sausage link lmao!!!!
ReplyDeleteYeah, I tried to remember those less fortunate than myself Sue...LOL! Especially that bastard! heehee...
DeleteSo what's been a memorable Halloween for you???? hmmm???
i remember one halloween i was cleaning up all the hubbies back hair from the bathtub drain and the bottom of the tub. ick! awful job but someones gotta do it. anyhoo it sparked an idea in my old noggin. made me a hair costume and went as a big old hairy cooter for halloween. wrapped the hubby up in toilet paper and stuck a white cord between his legs and he went as a tampon. some people thought he was a mummy so we squirted ketchup all over him hoping that people might get clued in. damn idiots still couldnt figure it out so hubby just walked around smelling like a damn tomato all night. we did get a chance to knock a few kids down that night and take their candy so that as fun. oh and his tampon demonstration when he got home was pretty fun too! happy halloweiner doll! steal lots o candy! shouldnt be to hard with all dem kids you got!! xxxx
ReplyDeleteplus watch your mail for a naughty and nice halloween treat!
ReplyDeleteAHAHAHAHHAAAAA!!!! OMGoodness! What a fabulous f'ing story!!!! I'm practically pissin' my panties!!!! oops, never mind, I just did, SON OF A BITCH!!!
DeleteAnyhoo, I will keep my eye out gurrll!!! ;)
Happy Halloweiner, I think that's gonna be my catch-phrase for the season...heehee...I stoled it!
well with the two dogs and the hubby, there are three weiners in the house. so thats why i say happy halloweiner! Well four counting my roommate, but since i dont touch that weiner i dont count it. lol
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!! You make me laugh gurrll!!! HAHAHHAHAHHAHA!!!
Deleteyou make me laugh too hun, and trust me i need it right now! in the process of moving and moving sucks! so do I but thats another story ;)
Deleteplus i have another question to ask you about good old fart bombs.
ReplyDeleteok well here goes, my fart question. Is there anything you can do to get rid of bad gas? I mean seriously my hubby is farting me out of house and home over here!! i have tried different products like gas x, tums, beano. you know that commercial " take beano and there will be no gas" what a crock of shit! literally. i think it may have given him more ammo!! i even tried the cork trick you taught me and he just farts it across the room. ever get hit in the face with a shit stained cork? well maybe you did when you were in mexico that time. its no fun!!! my honey bucket can fart 30 times in an hour and they all smell like a honey bucket got tipped over in the house!! i mean seriously we cant even invite company over. not that we want to. but still! as soon as food enters his belly it immediately turns into gas that lasts all night long. if i wasnt such a horny bitch it would be ruining our sex life! i just put on the old gas mask before daddy hits one home.lol, but seriously he has me gagging and the dogs get knocked out into a deep coma when the green cloud of fart vapors gets to thick, which that part is ok cause atleast it makes them sleep all night instead of wandering around getting into things. but i need some relief!! is there anything you know of that he could try to rid him of his butt rot? i am desperate!!! HELP!
ReplyDeleteFart Bombs!!! LOL!!! I know about that all too well, especially with my ex and his brother, making for an unpleasant time in bed!!!
DeleteWell, since you have tried all the over-the-counter and home remedies(I'm still laughing over your cork story...and yes, Mexico can be SHOCKING!), my next advice would be to go see a damn doctor.
I mean, I'm all for lettin' one out, it's not healthy to hold that shit in, no pun intended...heehee.
But(t), there I go again...heehee, too much gas, and especially after eatin' all the time, can mean some medical condition that he may wanna get checked out, OR, he may end up wearing an adult diaper sooner than later, or one of them poop bags.
Plus, if he goes to the doctor, they're gonna be stickin' so many things up his cornhole, you're gonna be laughing and feeling slightly sorry for him. It's a win/win situation.
I know you love him, so make sure he gets some medical treatment...
XX...Jolean